Tried this on a couple of different ladies on POF...not sure about the hey punk, but I suppose it gets the attention, will update back with progress.

No. Look when this thread was started. Two and a half years ago. Now look how many people have exhausted this opener.

Try coming up with your own material.

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^The fact that you're talking to random girls on fb sounds pretty retarded to me. But I thought I'd give it a shot, and what did I conclude.

This is retarded.

Anyones, thought I peep by the "Online Sarging" forum. Maybe it's not my thing. I like gaming at the mall better anyways. You know, somewhere you can actual see the girl... (And not some random chick on FB that lives in a different country as you)

dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?


Can you change it to this

dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up? im 100% sure she will have an incredible time with me

this shows a little more DHV and C & F


what do you all think

So many things wrong with this statement.
1. There's no shortage of girls. Trust me. It may seem like you've "exhausted" all the resources in your area, but I bet I could send this message to a girl I tried a long time ago and still get some results.
2. Why would you want to "use it for the remainder of your life"? Sounds like a sad life to me.
3. We're all in this together... AKA Battle of the Sexes. I say share the wealth.
4. Please test it for me. Find the responses. Good, bad, and ugly. We'll be able to compile answers to them.


To those receiving slightly negative replies, the comeback I use is "Wrong answer. You're no fun." If she actually is no fun, she wont reply, which saves you time anyways. If she's game, she'll come back with her own snappy remark, to which you joust accordingly.

To those receiving no replies, it's a shotgun opener. Send to 20. When 20 don't reply, send to 20 more. That's the beauty of online sarging. You don't go home with 40 rejections to think about. You simply fire and forget.


Please keep in mind, this is just a way to start a convo with a random person over the internetz. Adjust to your likings. If you don't feel comfortable using words like punk, dude, chick, etc, throw your own mannerisms in there. What I wrote is not some magic line you can copy/paste your way into her bed. Beyond that, it's good to see people are still using this opener.

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i need help now what i have the opener all set and in

me: dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?

Her:Ahaha whaaat

me: The girl that's in your pic she kinda cute!

her: haha thank you

hey guys tried this opener on facebook on more than 100 girls
no one seems to reply
i did got around 15 replies all of them were nasty and most of them blocked me after tht
i guess chicks in my area are plain dumb they dont really understand when i m playing with them

however there is this one convo i had with this chick,it doesnt seem to go anywhere...any ideas?

me:hey the chick in the profile pic looks kinda cute....can u hook me up with her???
P.S.Don't tell her it was frm me;-)

her:who's ds?? hitting on me rgth frm the start???(translated)

me:oops...sry...lets start it all over again then:-)
tell me three ultra-cool qualities bout u

her:I dnt knw u..u r a complete stranger...so m nt telling u ne qualities of mine..sryy..

me:hahaha me too,who knows u might turn out to b some stalker chick
;-)but i like to live on the dangerous side! Being safe is never any fun!
BTW how do u know xxxx(mutual friend)???

her:oh cool..so u cn try out ne other 'chick' fr dat mattr...cz I wanna stay safe!!! xxxxx(first name) who? xxx(last name)?y? wts d link?

she sent the above msg twice at time intervals spaced 1 hour

me:if i had to try it on any other chick,i wont have msgd u.I noticed u in xxxx(mutual frnds)profile,so i thought u were cool enuff...
wats with the double msg....lol u r so tryin to msg me while denying it:-)

her:Thnx fr sayin dat u thot I ws cul..I replied 2wc cz der wer sum lil additions 2 b made(if u cn notice,nt trying 2 msg u or sum stuff lyk dat) U check out ppl (or rather 'girls') in ur frnds profile kya?? omg!!

me:hahhaa well u came up in ma frnd suggestions.....perhaps i know u chk out other guys too......i know if u say 'NO',u r lying!!!

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OK Im all for reframing their beauty in a creative way (and so are they!) but this opener just doesnt make sense. If she is actually physicaly in a mirror in her shot (a self shot) then ok but if its a normal one taken by someone else of her how does implying shes in a mirror make any sense? There is an early screen dump of a bird who replied on this thread and its a normal shot taken of her. I dont get this line... maybe Im just thick. Wouldnt an opener like this which makes more sense be (for a dating site):

"Dude, this girl is hot. You guys at XXX (whatever the dating site) obviously put these fake pages together to chew up guys credit. But anyhow is she real? Can you hook me up?"

Havent actually tried either of them, the second just seems so much more plausible. Anyway...

ME
subject :hey punk

dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?
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HB7.5:
lol i like that line lol whats up ..
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ME:
tell her give me her number now thats wats up


HB: 7.5:
lol (xxx)xxx-xxxx


BINGO!!

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me:
dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?

her:
Lol! You seem nice. I'd be interested in chatting with you. Let me know if you have time to talk today and I'll send over my #. I've found that you can tell a lot by having a phone conversation with someone, so let's see if we connect!
Cheers,
[her name]

me:
That's great and all but I'm interested in the girl in the mirror. Tell her I think she has great eyes and awesome fashion sense. Oh but don't tell her it was from me.

I didn't want to give in... I always seem to AFC it up. How'd I do?

lol u guys seem to be getting easy closes off these openers....which sites r u using it on????

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i don't know man but the chick is offering u her nos straight away and u playing hard to get???why the hell r u complimenting her.....when she is already attracted and gave u her nos

she pretty much has good game.....considering the msg she replied back with(maybe she is gaming guys on the site)

you could have replied back with,"ohhk dear....send me ur nos....but promise me u won't call me at nights after 10.......coz u know i'd be stripping then;-)

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I got back on using this opener again and i got mixed responses good and bad..but I picked the following 2 cases for study:

Online Case Study #1

ME: Dude, that chick in your mirror is cute. would you hook me up with her?

HB: she is me :)

ME: Sweet! and since you are sure you both are the same chick, I would like to let you know that you are cute. you does look a bit like that kind of girl who's all superficial and shallow and "let me show you how its done! " type of girls haha

Maybe not! I will know once I've a proper conversation with you

So tell me, what's ur number one most awesome superpower?
You get bonus points for being creative!
and don't think TOO HARD... *wink* ;)

HB: ......no response from her, its been over 48 hours now and i'm sure she has got online many times within that time frame already.

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Online Case Study #2


Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:58 am Post subject: Plowing Through HB8 Defenses

ME: Dude, that girl on your mirror is cute, would you hook me up with her?

HB: lmao

ME: I'm serious...she's cute. She does look a bit like that kind of girl who's all superficial and shallow and "let me show you how its done! " type of girls haha

maybe not! But i will know once i have a proper conversation with her

at least she is not a 120 years old 450 lbs toothless hillbilly

So I'm curious, what's her number one most awesome superpower ?

You get bonus points for being creative! and don't think TOO HARD... *wink* ;)

HB: Oh dear sir, I advise you that this is the girl who you are speaking about. The name is (her name), and even though I don't portray the hillbilly over sized person outlook, I am sure that it wouldn't matter if I did...if you are bringing in shallowness.
But, I will put forth, that I most certainly am not shallow but I prefer a mentally stable and physically stable guy if you are talking in the sense of compatibility. If not, and you are only speaking about friend terms, then I could care less about whatever you have to bring forth to me. Just make me laugh and not bore me, and you will indeed become a friend of mine.

ME: Oh Dear (her name),

About the "make me laugh" part you said, make sure I'm not here for your amusement, My previous message was basically a "tease" just to draw a smile on ur face. I love laughing and having fun NATURALLY no matter if its a male or female, and getting to know good ppl and everyone is happy and enjoying good life, while same time I'm very responsible type of men when it comes to something serious.

Trust me, looks only doesn't grab my attention in a female, I'm very confident about that, I tend to develop an intellectual, emotional and spiritual connection with a female before anything more could happen, I really have to "Connect" with someone first and upon that I will decide whether if she is good enough for my high standards or not. Inner values interest me more and they are rare those days and I believe it's worth waiting for.

I just got out of a long relationship, my ex gf was very pretty, But I didn't trust her enough later on so I decided to end it with her.

I liked the way you stood up for yourself on front of me. I give you credit for that.

But Hey that's awesome! I'm totally adopting you as my new bratty little sister lol

We will spend all our time together climbing trees and drinking kool-aids!

And who knows, maybe someday we will get into a deep fulfilling relationship together in the future, having so much fun outside in cool places and then going home teasing eachother, pillow fighting right before some great intimate sex and romantic dinners, we would fight and throw things at eachother and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight sex... Too much Drama and intense feelings for me! Haha

Actually I might take further advantage of you and make you cook for me :P

HB: ........ No response from her for almost 48 hours now, and i'm sure she did read my last reply.
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it's clear that she is giving me a shit test even un-intentionally, btw she is at least HB8 in my rating opinion.

For Case #2: I kinda used NLP in my response to her also used future projection, and I want to push the limits to the max with this 2nd HB to plow through her bitch shield resistance/defenses and from there i can hone my PUA skills, and i don't care if i lost her but I take it for practice basically while Having FUN!

For Case #1:

i'm thinking to follow up with her with something like:

"ME: oh It seems that I came off as strong to you, my previous message was meant to be a tease to draw a smile on your face..(then reframe with any other question related to her profile info..etc)"

I didn't send this followup message yet, but is it good or bad or does it lack something and if anything is better to follow up with i'm very interested to know? Thank you

What are my mistakes on both cases (so i can improve my game and everyone here learns too) and how to follow up even further with.. and did I Came Off as Real Strong and showing off too much DHV or too much negs and C&F for both of those HB's?

by describing the first HB as "superficial" and "shallow" and with the second HB as showing off too much DHV?

I'm sure i'm improving Alot since I started practicing PUA but still lack more experience or something i'm missing...

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ok so can someone help me out, (shit test)

Me: dude that chick in your profile pic is beautiful. can you hook me up?

HB 9: Hook up with me..no i love being single and don't have time for boys

Me: ..ahh ..ahh you got me mistaken I am not a boy, I am a man....but ok fair enough carolyn

HB 9: Lol oh ok lol and thanks in a corny way it was kinda cute

I have yet to respond, I'm kinda stumped

its obvious this is a shit test she could have easily ignored the second message but she chose to answer me with a compliment...but with a neg as well (adding corny, and kinda) can someone help me decipher this code?

pure genius!

i've sent this out to loads of girls in the past few days, i must admit i haven't had many replies YET, but lets give it time see how it goes.

Althought the replies i have got have been brilliant everytime! example:

"Hey Hunni im sure if u get to know her shell be interested x"