Now, the veterans here know all about this stuff so this won't be any news to them. However, Tinder is a whole other shark. It is the quickest validation for a girl I have ever seen and it is right up there with Instagram and Facebook. The amount of validation these chicks get in one day is overwhelming. Even when I was checking out the chick my roommate made to see how the other half lives.
Now I know how they live but once you see it for yourself, no wonder these chicks shrug off every chump that comes into contact with them, they can get a new guy in a matter of minutes online.
So the profile was made and here is what i saw.
No guy will turn you down if you swipe right all the time as a girl. I mean if you are a cute girl. No brainer there right. Well if that were the case the average girl will match about with 70 guys in one day. About 30+ of those guys messaged the girl we made, lets call her Ashley.
Holy shit. My roommates phone was going off every 10 minutes. It was crazy, he even had to logout because he was like shit man this is annoying. I checked out the profiles on tinder and reinforced my belief on how many guys really don't know what the fuck they are doing. I even guessed which guys would message and how they would have no game. One profile in particular comes to mind. His profile STATED "Don't bother swiping if you aren't even going to reply in a timely manner"
I knew he was a chump. Not to get arrogant. His profile pics were okay, but then I saw him with a pic with a stack of sneakers
. And was like, yeahhhh no. Imagine if I was a chick and knew the game. This guy would be fodder. Anyway, he messaged Ashley within the hour
. The standard "hey what's up". No response from Ashley, then this guy MESSAGED again later that night (4 hours later) saying "busy day ?"
I could not stop laughing. From a guy who made it clear he didn't want girls who didn't reply, I guess his standards were nonexistent when it came to a cutie like Ashley.
Oh well. about 89% of the messages were either a hey, or how are you, or hey beautiful.
Just wanted to remind the newbies what they are working with. Have funnnnnn
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