Just when i thought i've seen 'em all........ BUT NOPE!!! damn, these bots/scammers are getting creative, i'll give them that. read further to learn how i discovered
verify2meet, as well as to be aware of certain usernames in case you've been bamboozled.
Tinder
*Scammer just matched with you!*
Scammer: "hello cutey"
(hory shet she messaged me first AND called me a cutey??? summin aint right)
Me: "Hey hottie. Whatsup?"
Scammer: "what are u doing rn"
Me: "Just got home. Gonna walk my dogs lol"
(wait, is this a REAL person? i should've been sent a suspicious link by now. hmmmm...)
Scammer: "you shud skyype me so i can stop usin thiz site right now"
(okay, this person's taking it pretty fast. okay, dude, just don't freak out. but why over SPAM? hmmmm...)
Me: "Sure. Send me your username and I'll get back to you"
Scammer: "my sky.pe user name iz
fabbbb33"
(if you see this username, gentlemen, RUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!! but being the naive, inexperienced person that i am, i wasn't aware of the warning signs since i thought that this might actually be a legit human-freakin'-being. i took my dogs for a walk anyways cuz i didn't want to jump on her dick right away)
Me (after returning from my walk): "lol ok. Let's see if I remember my pw..."
SPAM
Me: "Ready when you are"
Scammer: "hiya handsome
happy u msgd me"
Me: "im happy too. thanks for being patient
*high-five emoji*"
Scammer: "my bf and i broke up recently..
i need sum good D ;P. not looking to jump back in a relationship though.."
(.....alright dude.....JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!! this is your first time dealing with this shit so act cooooool!!!)
Me: "saul goodman. but i can't just give the vitamin D to anyone..."
Scammer: "i love being spanked and choked.. u into that kinda stuff?
(loud sweating)
Me: "you love being dominated by a powerful male, huh? what else do you want me to do to you?"
Scammer: "mmm.. im gettin wet"
Me: "oh? you want me to suck on your pussy until you cum straight into my mouth?"
(this is the first time i've ever written this shit hahahaha)
Scammer: "
do u have a verify2meet accnt? ill meet right now if u do"
(HERE! ROIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! it was at this moment that my suspicions were confirmed)
Me: "lets talk this over SPAM"
(will the scammer take the bait?)
Scammer: "[link] it's a dating site
that uses ur cc to verify u. we can meet after i know ure safe. make an account and send me ur username when youre done
(and the scammer avoids the bait! now im just gonna fuck with her/him/it)
Me: "we don't have to meet in person. this is why SPAM was created: to meet people without actually meeting them, right in the comfort of your home."
Scammer: "just do it so we can fk already"
Me: "I just did my research and discovered that verify2meet is a scam, so sorry, hun, but you just got D-NIED!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
(was i proud on that last part? you bet your ass i was.)
Scammer: "k i took sum pictures of me getting outta the shower rn for you
. i added them to my profile. they dont let you save pix on their cells.. add me on here [link] my username is
spankednchoked. you
dont need a cc to join just verify your email, set a profile and add me. k? sorry for longest txt ever"
(oh, so now i don't need to use my credit card??? and as if i'd give away my email just to get spammed in the end)
Me: "[Navy Seal copypasta]"
So there you have it, guys. Tinder not only is infested with bots, but motherfucking scammers as well. remember, if the above has happened to you but on a similar scale, don't be fooled, just like how i was almost fooled.....
but if there's anything that i learned about
myself, it's that i gotta MAN THE FUCK UP because honestly, if this
was a real person and this
wasn't a scam to begin with, i'd be shaking in my boots. when i said that silly message about devouring her pus-pus, i wasn't in line with that character - the person who typed that message isn't the same person in real life. im still awkward as shit and can't keep a conversation together, but if i experience this thing again and it
isn't a drill, then i gotta MAN THE FUCK UP.
So thank you, Scammer, for giving me this insight. Now go fuck yourself.
CHAT