I just wanted to post a quick report of a Tinder success in hopes that some may use it, change it for their own style, or not.
So, I "Super Liked" this girl, HB9. Her profile reads:
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mortician to be
I like tattoos and you should say hello first
Hoe's aint loyal
Bisexual
Anything else you'll have to ask me about
Interesting.
So she messages first:
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HER: Hey! So tell me more about your tattoos?

ME: Hey cutie. Well most of them I decided on about a day before getting them! haha. Tell me more about your bitchin' hair
Thirty minutes goes by. I feel a weak conversation coming, if any. This girl gets her Tinder blown the fuck up, she's insanely hot. So I sent her this:
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You know what? Normally I'd just wait to feel you out. But I'm gonna go on a limb cause fuck it. I don't want any more kid, ever. I have a vasectomy, I'm a man whore honestly. I need rough sex like I need air. I like to cuddle and am a sucker for good deep conversation. I don't believe in jesus. I support abortion. I like girls who like girls.
About two minutes later I get this:
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Wow. I'm 18. I don't want kids of MY OWN, ever. I love kids and am great with them but I don't have any. I love rough sex, I'm small but very fierce;) I like to cuddle and talk about everything and anything. I love to laugh(: I don't believe in Jesus or go to church. I smoke marijuana. I support abortion and I like pussy
We have a winner!
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Sounds like we may just get along. We should text ##########
She texts me immediately:
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HER: Hey its NAME
ME: Hey cutie
HER: Whatcha up to
ME: Figured it was, I don't give my number out a lot
ME: Painting actually! You?
HER: Starbucks!
ME: Oh fuck! I need some of that
HER: lol want some??
ME: I do. Which one
HER: Which one do you want? Maybe I can see you later and bring some
ME: I meant which Starbucks are you at but that works too
ME: And a carmel frappachino sounds amazing right now!
HER: lol okay!!(:
HER: Can I bring you one tonight maybe?
ME: I actually happen to be free tonight so yeah. What time are you thinking
HER: I still have some errands to run then I can come
ME: That sounds like a plan to me
HER: OK:)
ME: You like horror films?
HER: YES!!
ME: Good! I'll find a good one!
HER: Sounds great!
ME: Awesome!
ME: SELFIE
HER: HEART EYE EMOJI
ME: What are you gonna get at starbucks cutie
HER: The same thing lol
ME: haha perfect! I have an idea. Let's fly to Vegas, go to the Elvis Chapel and elope. Sound good babe?
HER: Haha omg YESSS I wanna go to vegas babe!
ME: Sounds like a plan boo bear!
Her: lol Okay!!
ME: Our bachelor and bachelorette party we can do together. We'll find a girl to tie up and dominate. That is, if you actually do like girls
HER: Um yes I actually like girls haha!
HER: So where do you live?
ME: Teasing you cutie I know you do
ME: ADDRESSS
HER: Okay I'll be there in ten!!
She comes over, brings me Starbucks. This girl is insanely fucking hot. I bring her straight to my room, we talk a bit about starbucks, I tease her lightly but not much. I realize that I need to go pick up my dry cleaning. I tell her I wanna go pick it up, she says okay, I tell her "only after you give me a kiss." We then have a solid makeout session. I pull back, grab her hand and lead her to the car, go and get the dry cleaning. Make out again in the parking lot. I decided to hold her hand, and then said "isn't it crazy how you can so easily feel so comfortable with someone so quick?" We then have a conversation about chemistry and connections. I asked her if she had ever met anyone off Tinder before, she said no this is her first time, I told her she got lucky to not meet a total loser, she laughed and agreed.
Get back to my house, I put the horror movie on (Pumpkinhead). Make out, stop her, tell her we need to watch the movie. Make out again. Stop her and tell her we need to pay attention to the movie. Make out again, then go straight to eating her pussy. Ate it for probably 20 minutes or so then sex. Super rough, amazing sex, for about two hours. Stayed up all night, until about 7am talking, sex, talking, sex. Fell asleep, woke up, at 2pm, went and ran a few errands with her.
She left, had to go take care of some shit. Texted me about five times so far saying she's excited to see me again tonight.
Girl looks like Angelina Jolie's hotter younger sister.