Well i had a crazy ass weekend ,last weekend I decided to get on Tinder at like 3a.m ,I just had an urge to since i couldnt go to sleep. I was swiping right through all the girl because really i dont give a fuck lol, my mindset for tinder is to match up as soon and as fast as possible,just unmatch the busted ones (may have to use a different strategy seeing how tinder "upgraded") Any how i get matched up with this blonde a good 7, she actually messages me!
HB-
Hey whats up
ME-
Not much cant sleep, i have insomnia
Hb-
OMG me to i just got out of work and im wide awke and horny lol
Ok at this point im like fucking great its another spammer, so i planned on replying in a not giving a fuck way
Me
Oh cool yea me to lets meet up then to change that?
HB-
mhh how far do you live
Me-
*city* , Michigan
HB-
oh ok thats not far! here call me 313-***-****
Im start tripping out and then start thinking oh well its probally still a spammer ,(but sub-consciously im thinking its not because the area code is from MI)
so i talk to her on the phone and shes kinda rambling and ask me well if were gonna do this were gonna have to know atleast a lil more about each other , and we start talking about our lives , i mention i have two jobs and go to school part time, she tells me she works at a club and i just kinda got the feeling she was BSing so i jokingly said "common you dont gotta hide anything from me i dont judge" she laughs and tells me she a stripper and how she "doesn't do much ...that old guys just talk to her and give her money..blah blah blah" and im thinking like great this outta workout.
She heads to my house its like 4a.m doesn't get here until 4:30. She comes to the front door and i get excited because she actually looked better than her pics, but her voice was kinda scratchy :/ i pffer her a drink and to my surprise she cant drink or smoke bc shes on probation.
Now this may not seem like a big problem ,but for me it was because my online game is solid but my actual game is just avg maybe below lol (im still learning) but when im drinking my game is GREAT (i may miss some things like Keno-ing etc, but the ground work is strong)
I end up drinking myself and getting pretty drunk having a great conversation and just being funny. It seems like when i had that last beer she took advantage of me!! i remember at one point i was thinking "she must be drunk" , she starts heavily making out with me and starts pushing me down so she could get on top of me on the couch, she starts dry humping and i cant take it anymore so i took her shirt of and SHE FUCKED ME like craazy , dont know if its because i was so drunk or because i thought it was sexy for her to take "advantage" of me . woke up on the couch by myself
she stills texts me , i dont know if im gonna keep her as a booty call though.
CHAT