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 Post subject: Little Help
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:33 am 
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Can somebody write me a great intro email for okcupid. I am not really proficent in the art of introductions. My profile is he:

I want a girl that will make me love life more and vice versa
I want a long term relationship with a kind girl.
I am a accountant residing in NE Philly, who is in love with Brooklyn and Manhattan. I am fluent in both English and Russian. I am considered intelligent, witty, and confident. I love life, the things I have been blessed with in life, and hope to share these blessings with someone special.
I seek a long-term relationship with someone who loves life, and lives it to the fullest. She will be someone I can take home to my parents and who, after a long day, shares her experiences while I give her a foot massage. Total honesty between us is a must I love martial arts, studying the history of different styles, and am a loyal Yankees fan even though I live in Philadelphia, and I am neutral towards the flyers.I hope to find my best friend and develop a deep, meaningful relationship. She should be intelligent, sweet, and have a good sense of humor. In return, she will get a guy who is willing to give her the world, and treat her with the kind of respect she deserves. I am looking for a type of girl who can either go somewhere fancy for dinner, or would love to stay at home and cuddle up to a good movie. She will look past my flaws, and see the true me. I am looking for a girl who has passion about life and all the goodness that comes with it. I would love to meet someone who enjoys culture, art, fitness, and someone who wants to see the world with me. I am missing a piece of my soul, and I would very much like to discover it.


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 Post subject: Re: Little Help
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:20 pm 
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Do you want us to hold your dick for you when you piss as well?

That profile lacks any kind of punch. There's no humor in it. It's very serious... Try searching on this forum for profiles (OKC or Tinder) - there are lots of ideas on here... (seriously there's a lot of users who have had a good deal of success and have tested different profiles - I would advise you to read those and take another stab at your own instead of asking one of us to do this for you...


You could just try:

"C'mon, you've dated worse!"


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