This is more for people who have been doing online sarging for a while and have quite a bit of experiences with the scene. So let's just say you have a hilarious profile (like I do) or a pretty decent one and chicks sometimes message you first. Most of their openers are boring or just a compliment on your profile. After testing it for a while, I've found this response to be most successful and get them into a sexual frame the quickest.
Quote:
Girl: Blah blah blah your profile is cute [or whatever she says]
Me: Cute doesn't get me laid! I was expecting more of an "OMG fuck me already" kind of response. [change this to whatever response you find funny and sexual]
This doesn't limit to only opener. You can respond with this every time they give you a compliment also. If she plays along, you know you're gonna fuck her sooner or later. If she doesn't, just carry on the conversation like normal, however you will never end up in friendzone with this.