It is a knockoff I blatantly stole from another website like this one(Ive translated it to Spanish so its not that similar thou)... but its a start... However y'all might be to gimme some pointers so it kind of stand out... placed it and got only one "want to meet" at PoF by a smoking HB9 but I'ved replied and haven't got no response D:<

(Google translation)
Who am I? ... The "Chaplin Colorado" ... oh no that is a tv series of the 70s ! ? ? (Ni hao ) ! This is the extent of my experience in Chinese ! For some reason I would like have somone written " How to write a profile on POF for Dummies . " : P I returned back to PR by the weather. I'm a complete nutcase and I like making fun of the whole situation and with a smile ... I've heard it can be contagious! Being back(to PR, from the US) , I'm trying to find quality people to orbitate around, hang out and have fun. I like to think that people whom one has around should tell a little you about themselves .

It may be that an eternal college student ( those who are 10 years trying to finish a bachellors degree ) but I guarantee you I am more than that! Tell me if you believe that after we talked for the first time ... if you have the time to write a short message and are willing to be a little crazy . I like 420 and Shrooms and if this is not to your liking then, it is fine that we almost meet and hope you had a nice time reading my profile. ! ! But I believe in fun either with two sacks and ' sessions' with friends , to sit on a comfortable sofa watching movies B. (or playing video games ... I dare to say that I 'd kick your ass at any First Person Shooter or Street Fighter, Briscas(Spanish playing cards) anyone?) . I can be quite sarcastic and 'jodon'(someone who 'messes' around ) ! So if you do not mind having fun sarcastic then I'm more than welcome to see how agile you are with your sense of humor!
If until now you continue reading and you want to talk ... WHY NOT ? I talk to random people all the time. Nothing about it is usually good fun !
(link of my Pof profile so yall can rate my picture: profile_id=363529 )
I havent managed to get the Mandatory photo of me with a couple of hot chicks hanging out and having fun... but Im at least smiling and looking like im having a blast...)

PS I am autistic and have MASSIVE problems with, social interaction, touch(and therefor lack of escalation), reading facial features(and displaying the correct socially accepted facial features) and I find normal people sense of humor not very humorous as well as what I find funny, people might consider insulting... Interacting with normal people is problematic, not to mention normal girls... I go to the gym but cant manege to talk to interact with the girls... I need a miracle here(and am willing to take the spoonful of icky tasting PUA medicine to get there )... (Read the books, systems, DVDS, subbed to a dozen or so PUA marketers that bait people into watching the videos to the very end because they will be pulled down soon )... THANKS Y'ALL

You killed yourself in the first two sentences:
Were you joking? I don't know. I stopped reading there as any women would.

Women are not stupid. By reading those two sentences, I can tell you are at LEAST 29 years old and still doing drugs like a high school kid.

You have spent at least 10 years on your degree and do drugs. Very unattractive. If that is true, leave it out and put things that DHV you. Not DLV you.

I have spent 10 years of college and got 3 DEGREES(Read carefully)... not just one(and not in english lit or general studies or other 'rubbish' degrees, at engineering, BUT I did not wanted to do so because I did not wanted to be labeld a Nerd, but more like a 'frat guy' and also did not wanted to sound like an arrogant douche saying Ive got 3 degrees in engineering Ive scored PERFECT on MENSA test ( Which means Im smarter than (at least)98% of the population)... As far as the weed and shrooms goes... dont I get brownie points for being honest ... after all its ok to say in profiles that you drink (My habits dont kill brain cells like alcohol does)... Dont hippy/hipster/raver/weedhead chicks go to online dating sites and need love too(If so how can I taylor my profile to attract these kind of females without sounding like a burnout)?... Thanks for your feedback thou it will help me calibrate this aparent mess of a profile...