Hey guys I made my first profile on OKcupid. Its the first time I have ever made an online dating account but there is a lot of sexy girls on there I'm missing out on so I figured why not haha.

Here's my self summary let me know if it helps some people out and any critiques:
Hey! I'm Brian. I once saved a bus full of children from a bear on my way to the gym. I stay pretty active so I can eat candy like a kid at Halloween. I go to UNT and I'm having a Billy Madison complex because I'm in all freshmen classes. I just got out of the Marines so I'm still trying to figure out what to do with my life now that I'm a real boy. I'm taking an EMT course in March so don't go having an accident so you can just see me. I gave up on fighting crime because my cape kept getting caught in things. I was born and raised in RI, yup Rhode Island everyone! Please contain yourselves; I know it's like meeting a unicorn. I love two stepping, I've been deprived of it all my life so I've got some catching up to do. I'm normally at cowboys on a Wednesday night tearing up the dance floor, after a few songs my agent normally let's me sign a few newborn's heads. You know you got to give back to the fans. I joke around a lot if you didn't pick up on that yet. If you can't take a joke then you must have a pretty terrible life. I'll go visit you at the zoo later if I have the time. I don't have much stress in my life so I don't openly welcome drama. Sometimes it happens but I steer clear of people who surround themselves with it. People say I have an accent? I haven't noticed it but then again everyone here talks kind of funny y'all. I don't have a truck, and don't care that it's a thing down here for guys. Where I'm from having a truck means you have a little pecker, so you could imagine my surprise moving down here. Italian food is fantastic! Too bad there's really not any good Italian food here. I was spoiled with it and seafood growing up. Girls who aren't at least 21 can be fun, but I feel like I'm babysitting, so you got to be pretty special for me to stick around. I've got a big heart and I'm pretty open about anything in my life. As long as you don't collect your toenail clippings in a bag, or want to tie me up in your basement I look forward to hearing from you.

I suggest you make that one paragraph into a few smaller ones. Otherwise it is a pretty good read. Keep adjusting as you go...And make sure you get a new pic up on your profile every so often.


Peace...

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