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Hey guys, it's been a while. So last September I had just moved to a new location and took the time to settle into my place, so I ended up spending a fair amount of time on POF. I was highly competent at face-to-face' game, i.e. Day Game ect... so I thought Online Game would be a good way to meet new people. So I used general PUA openers and profiles and I got 4 dates in about 3 weeks. Did sleep with 3 of them, however I soon decided that they were all whack-jobs who were trying to lure me into a boring as hell relationship. "IT'S A TRAP!" I yelled. She didn't know what I was yelling to her about, so I quickly ran. But I digress..
So recently I've decided to dip back into Online sarging as it was very fun at times. I've scrapped my old profile as it was ordinary and boring. I've now replaced it with something that I feel is much more... original (with a couple of ideas thrown it from this forum of course) and find it to be amusing and quirky. I've been myself and don't really care if anyone hates it- if they do, then I'm sure my beaten up heart will get over it soon enough. I've used the openers such as; "I'm luring girls back to my place using candy. So what'll it be?- Skittles, strawberries or M&M's?", "Hey there! So super serious question - Is your head always tilted to the left like that? (Most girls do tilt their heads when a photo is taken) Also, do you like milk with ice? I've heard that the cool people often drink milk with ice cubes in!" and others that I'm sure you've all seen / heard about before.
Here is my newest profile:
About Me:
"Reasons to date me:
1. I'm never bored enough to cheat on you.
2. No one will try and steal me from you.
3. I'm funny sometimes.
4. I live near a Nandos.
Reasons not to date me:
1. I've never been to Nandos and I care not for what Piri-Piri actually is. Piri-Piri sounds like a crazy boxing match that Charlie Sheen dreamed up.
2. I'm funny sometimes.
Wouldn't it be great if people had numbers above their heads representing the number of people they'd slept with? Boys could quickly work out how easy their date was, girls would know if their man was cheating, and I'd get a really cool halo.
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer she's "hot" and "sexy".. But when I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "banned from B&Q".
I'm not blowing my own trumpet. But I'm not bad in the bedroom department - I always go to bed when I'm told and I rarely piss myself.
Qualifications: Who needs them? - I've been lying on my CV for years and nobody has ever checked. B in maths!? I can't even count to B!
Just got the new iPhone 5. It's so low budget, Siri doesn't answer my questions until after she finishes her second job as a waitress. I'll be filing for divorce on Monday."
First Date:
"I want to stare in your eyes like a weirdo. I want to tie your shoelaces together and try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for ME and whenever I enter a room, and your all there whistling the theme song from Top Gun.
Or volcano bungee jumping, your choice.
This Is England, whatever we do you are gonna need a coat, it's nippy outside."
But I'm just not getting any replies back. I'm so confused as to how my boring profile/ openers seemed to work and now my more original attempts fail. I've become leaner and much more healthy- lost alot of weight since last year, but in the good way, not the scrawny skinny way. My overall game has improved ten-fold. However, NO British girl online seems to be taking any bait whatsoever! I'm a very direct person, so because of that I have always got along much better with American girls. But I'm English, and I live in England. Any British guys had any luck with the miserable boring girls of the UK? Any opinions would be great.
Profile is good I think. I get a lot of british girls in the US with these types of profiles. Not sure what your sticking point is. Are you getting a lot of views? What openers are you using? Don't use PUA openers, they are suboptimal. When you try reverting to your old 'boring' profile, are you seeing better results?
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