Me: God damn, If only you lived closer... (Shows I'm interested but also disqualifies myself from being a sexual threat)

HB: Your profile just blew me away!

Me: Oh it doesn't say you've viewed my profile. I guess you must be set
to stalker mode or something :p

HB: No, ninja mode actually, gone in the blink of an eye
I thought I'd taken time and effort on mine but you took it to a
whole new level where no-one else has gone before!

Me: Cheers.I did put a little bit of effort in. Unlike most on here ha.

So... Ninjas or pirates?

HB: Yeah I hate the boring rubbish, I can usually tell what it's going
to be like after reading a few lines though haha,
And ninjas! they are small and I am small

Me: haha completely agree with you. This is going to be a long
message so bare with me. most guys are:

-Let me to be you're sugar daddy and buy your affection with my
cash

-Please love me I am desperate

-I'm a chav

-I'm recently divorced from a banshee with five kids messaging
younger girls

-Or my personal favourite, I'm a rugby player, I chase men on a
field where we touch each other up, groping each other
claiming to be 'hookers'... I wont have any time to be into you
because I'm waaaaay to into myself.

Does my head in. Everyone where I live seem to be like this. The
girls aren't usually much better but you seem different, although
I could be TOTALLY wrong.

I'm glad you said ninja's. Most girls would be like "Oh my god pirates because Johnny Depp is hot". JD is cool as hell but he's
not a good representation of a pirate. AND, If you've seen a
ninja then he wouldn't be a very good ninja since they are
supposed to be stealth. So chances are you would never see a good
ninja therefore have no idea how amazing they might be and you're
comparing Johnny Depp to a terrible ninja. lol

HB: Haha already love your sense of humour! or wit whatever you want to
call it, my best male friend is a rugby player and his ego his
huuuuuuuuuuuuge so you were spot on there,
Nooo there is something different about me! not sure what it is,
only you shall find out...
I don't think johnny depp is that hot really, just no.