we were arguing about how cute she is, then she throw me some cute story about her and i said:
ME: Oh then i'm just going to call you half cute
(i'm basically saying: you have to impress me more)
SHE: why
Me: I can't tell you why, this way you'll not effort to win the other half
HB: Oh you think it wasn't cute?
ME: If i say yes i'll lose my argument :p
HB: Then your argument is not valid babyy
ME: Well you win, you are a cutie, but don't use to it!
(i let her win because i don' like to put too much pressure on arguments, it gives you a bad image)
HB: I've already did
ME: You won this but i win the other
(I've started a new one 
this is funny as you can see)
HB: I always win
ME: We'll always get along well, we'll be always arguing, you win and i tickle you. It seams a perfect future plan!
(i kinda got inspired by Neil Strauss, that shit about we'll never get along, we will be arguing all the time.... This was great because i've made a future plan with her, she'll start to think that is going to happen one day)
ME (again): And you know what?
ME (again): I don't have tickles!
HB: Anything? I don't believe you!
ME: Hum only in the feet but i prevent myself with triple knots! :p
HB: You are lucky because i don't like to touch on foot! Tell me one of your weakness
ME: ahah you'll never know, i already know one from you, you don't get another in exchange
HB: It's not fair
ME: See, you don't win all the time
HB: Don't be mean babe
ME: I cant tell you something that i really like in return
HB: okay, then?...
ME: massages (back and shoulders basically)
HB: Another common aspect then, i also like it on the thighs
ME: That is begging! I'm the one that wants to be messaged, don't take advantage on that!
HB: I also want it, 50\50! I'll have all the pleasure to sit on top of your ass and massage your back but then i also want to take advantage of the situation!
ME: No no, it was my ideia!
ME (again): Only if you behave well
HB: I always behave well
ME: hmmm let's make a fair swap, you make me a massage and then i kiss you all over you, then we switch, sounds fair?
HB: A lot : )
ME: See, after all the fights we always get a fair deal! : )
HB: : )
ME: listen, you also promise massages and kisses to other guys around here
(i've shit tested her it's so cool!!)
HB: no : ) let's just say that i've sympathize with you a lot
ME: awwwww brrrrrrrr i'm also enjoying it a lot.
ME (again): Ok, i have to stop to flirting with you or i'll start to become cheesy
(i did it just for teasing)
HB: You do? Look, i like cheesiness! : )
ME: Today i can't talk more, i have to go sleep my little love, kisses!
HB: Oh you are going to leave me like that : (
ME: I'm too sleepy : (
HB: You are so mean! Ok, go, tomorrow you have to compensate me!
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