| I'm really not one for online dating, without any real initial contact with the woman I really am not interested, and I'm not to good at calibrating my text game because, as much as a profile can tell you, it can never give you a feel for her personality like a real life encounter. I've just moved to a new city though, and I decided, what the hell, I'll sign up for POF and see what it's all about.
6/9/2013 1:13:24 AM
After carefully reading your profile, I've come to the conclusion that I've married and then divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for the memories of our amazing marriage.
Love,
Your ex-hubby
P.s. you can keep the dog, I'll take the house in Hawaii.
6/9/2013 11:02:50 AM
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You divorced me because I made you help with our first meal and it had mushrooms in it, didn't you?
And at first I didn't think the trade off of the tropical house for the dog was a fair trade. But then I remembered how amazing my babyboy is. =)
6/9/2013 1:28:54 PM
As soon as I saw those mushrooms I knew it wasn't going to work, however, I'm willing to give you another chance. It'll be tough, but if you work hard enough, you might just be able to regain my trust.
6/9/2013 2:19:57 PM
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Lol, and if you would have let me explain that I had already made you some without the mushrooms then we wouldn't be in this pickle.
So does this mean I get my house in Hawaii back?
6/9/2013 3:00:52 PM
YOUR house? I believe it was OUR house. Selfish as ever. Maybe I was right to divorce you. Anyway, how has your life been since our breakup, anything new and exciting?
The opener is an old one, but it does work very well. Her reference to mushrooms is from my profile, I have a test for the women to take to see if they are up to my standards, and mushrooms are a no-no. She's accepting the role play pretty well, I admit, my last message was pretty bad, I could have done better, but whatever. Anyway, I'll keep updated. There is another girl I'm working on with POF, little Ukrainian thing. As that advances I may post that as well.
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