Hmm what to say about myself?

Oh right! I'm smarter, more fun, more challenging, and have more superpowers than every woman on this site. In fact, I'm the third most amazing man in the world (Look, I'll only say this ONCE: the dude in first place is a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who flies around in his robot suit, the guy in 2nd place lives in Manhattan, has a comb-over and owns a beauty pageant organization. Got it? Now stop bugging me!)

I like to poke fun at you incessantly, so you'd better bite back or it'd be too boring. You'll also need to be interesting, smart, fit and passionate about life. A good sense of humor is a must!

I'll probably be the most amazing cook you've ever met. In fact, I'm so good at it that my smoke alarm always cheer me on so loud and enthusiastically every single time. So don't worry, if I ever invite you over for a delicious home made candlelit dinner, you'll be well fed before the pillow fights. Seriously, if you can't put up a decent fight, you'd never get on my potential girlfriend list.

On the last note, I dislike playing games and prefer to keep things grade school simple. Meaning if I like you, I'll tease you until you blush like a cute little bunny, then drag you to my fancy sand castle and kiss you passionately under the rain. You'd better be an amazing kisser.

That's about it. I've found a better thing to do: training ninja monkeys. If you're up for a challenge, shoot me a message. I'll rock your world sexually and otherwise

I improvised my profile a bit. And it seems that I'm getting less success with the new one. I put it up for suggestion on POF forum, however, the comments are not really constructive since there was a bunch of AFCs waiting in lines to AMOG me. So here I am, constructive suggestions are appreciated.