Im runninng about a 60% average sucess rate, just wondering how some of you would respond to this profile

"I am a country girl at heart. Alwats have been and always will be. No better way to live life overlooking the countryside. I am a small town girl who love my family and friends. All im missing is my redneck romeo.
I am looking for a hard working man who has calluses on his hands but has a sweet touch. I want to be able to go fishing and hunting with you after a long week of work amd to sit down with a cold one and watch football on Sundays. If you had a long day at work i will be standing at the door with a cold one in my hand and arms wide open. I love honesty and openness. I love sitting outside listening to country music with my baby. Anyone who can sit and talk to me for hours about their dreams, feelings, and wants is a dream man in my eyes. Right now i am about ready to finish cosmetology school. After i graduate i want to find a nice salon where i can make a successful career. I want to be able to support my man, just like he will support me."

Any ideas welcome

Here is a possible short message :

Juliet:

Where have you been ? *shocked look, as i put down the vial of poison*

<Signed your name>

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At this point she will look up your profile, and if she likes she will respond in kind.
- Call her Juliet instead of her real name.
- Play on the romeo Juliet story a little. She is a romantic.

"If I wasn't being totally gay today, You would sooooooo be mine!"

Peace...

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