Hey guys I'm currently Sarging an HB8 about 2 almost 3 years older than me. I'm not going to give a full transcript, but a little background is she's on spring break with her girlfriends and they're stuck inside b/c its raining. I tease her about it and then it goes like this:
HB8: I'm gonna get super smashed tonight
Me: Now we're talking!! There's only one thing wrong with this picture now.
HB8: Girls night, sorry.
Me: You don't even know what I was gonna say dork!

(it was what I was going to say haha)
HB8: Okay, go ahead
I was actually gonna say I wasn't there with her which she knew. She's definitely one for sh1t tests which I've destroyed but I would greatly appreciate it if someone had anything witty to respond with. Thanks a lot and much appreciated!