Hey guys,

Just thought this up - this is for online gaming/facebook -

"As a member of the spelling police, i'm afraid i'm going to have to put you in handcuffs at some point if you keep using all this ghetto slang!"

Play around with the "ghetto" part as i'm not so sure thats the right word to use, but you get my point, playful and slightly sexual, its also an IOI indication - if she's into you she will start to tone down her mistakes (at least a few noticable ones anyway for a short period of time, its unlikely she will change her entire messages.)

Enjoy

Jake