So here it is:

"I have a couple of rules. First off, I AM NOT YOUR DILDO, so if you are going to treat me as such, let's at least go out on a fun date once in awhile so that I don't feel like you are just using me for sex. I have feelings too. Second, if you are going to send me a gold star at least say introduce yourself to me first.
Okay, so about me: I work in a factory that makes everthing except shotguns and anal beads. During my free time my favorite activities include hanging out with friends, going on adventures, and spinning electronic dance music. Music is a major part of my life. Especially "techno", industrial, and metal. If you want to know anything else then you'll have to find out for yourself."


Is there anything I should add, subtract or change before I post this on my profile?