Ok boys, give me your take on this message I just got on FB. She is an HB 8.5 and I've known her since elementary school. She is kinda like the one that got away in the sense that we were very close to dating in high school and then I moved away and she ended up with some other dude. We're both newly single so I sent her a friendly note to initiate things, we haven't talked in a while. See below;


ME:
What up? I was thinkin' about you the other night while going through some old stuff. I found a christmas card you sent me when I moved to T.O....it was nice..lol..albeit a little self indulgent on your part! haha Anyway, just thought I'd send a note and see how you're doing? I moved to (new city) almost a year ago and I'll tell you, this town sucks! Job is ok, although busy at this point...anyway, how are things with you? I could use a Hair cut ...you available? I've got $6 to spend on it...that's your rate, right?

HB:

Ahahahaha oh (my name) how the hell have ya been ol buddy? For u a haircut will cost u a 2 4 of beer since you've missed so many birthday drinks u ass clown... I've been good, lots of changes in my life. I'm now single after almost 10 years... I know... I'm happy tho so all is well! And I opened my own (business) We r doing quite well with it! Hollaaaaaaa anyway stay in touch u fuck or I will track ur ass down in stupid (New City) just to kick u in the hole and I gaurantee u won't care for that....


Is this too friendly from her do you think? lol...she's not as brash as she sounds. I'd love to get your thoughts.

Dude, people change! I would neg her about the "kick u in the hole" comment

"Kick me in my hole!?!" OMG you Freak!!! But seriously, 24 beers for 1 average haircut! That's a bit pricy don't you think? I will split them with you 12/12, but you can't have any until after you put the scisors down, I don't want to look like (insert crazy ass haircut person here).

Oh, you have a very good chance witht this girl! FYI

Peace...

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You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

Thanks bro. I really appreciate your thoughts on this one!