Ok guys I just finished this convo with this chick, who I SN closed off myspace using the lesbian g/f routine in the 4 messages.

This is a transcript of our first IM convo (I hadn't messaged her for about 4-5 day after SN close)

BTW she is 18 and from her couple hundred pic's (and the way she talks about herself on her page I add probability to it being true) a HB9 roughly.


thedoctordavo (9:44:27 PM): Hey there!
Swimblonde9562 (9:44:48 PM): hey who is this?
thedoctordavo (9:45:05 PM): It's the innappropriate message guy!
thedoctordavo (9:45:12 PM): Off Myspace
Swimblonde9562 (9:45:27 PM): ahahah
Swimblonde9562 (9:45:28 PM): hi
thedoctordavo (9:45:29 PM): Hi!
Swimblonde9562 (9:45:39 PM): how are you
thedoctordavo (9:45:36 PM): Sexy
thedoctordavo (9:45:40 PM): extremely sexy
thedoctordavo (9:45:42 PM): you?
Swimblonde9562 (9:45:54 PM): tired
Swimblonde9562 (9:45:57 PM): very tired
thedoctordavo (9:45:55 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (9:46:00 PM): well thats no good for anybody
thedoctordavo (9:46:04 PM): why are you so tired?
Swimblonde9562 (9:46:21 PM): school and work and stuff lol
thedoctordavo (9:46:26 PM): sounds fantastic!
thedoctordavo (9:46:34 PM): Where do you work?
Swimblonde9562 (9:46:52 PM): pottery barn in stock
thedoctordavo (9:46:53 PM): oh yeah?
Swimblonde9562 (9:47:04 PM): yup
thedoctordavo (9:46:58 PM): Hows that working out for you?
Swimblonde9562 (9:47:10 PM): good
Swimblonde9562 (9:47:15 PM): hard though
thedoctordavo (9:47:29 PM): yeah
thedoctordavo (9:47:33 PM): I can believe it
thedoctordavo (9:47:51 PM): aren't you kind of a small person to be doing all that heavy lifting?
Swimblonde9562 (9:48:07 PM): yeah but hey it works out
thedoctordavo (9:48:10 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (9:48:20 PM): so your tough for you size it what your saying?
Swimblonde9562 (9:48:36 PM): yup lol
thedoctordavo (9:48:40 PM): haha
thedoctordavo (9:48:42 PM): good deal
thedoctordavo (9:48:53 PM): so what are you studying in school?
Swimblonde9562 (9:50:57 PM): lol im in high school
Swimblonde9562 (9:50:59 PM): still
thedoctordavo (9:51:00 PM): oh really?
thedoctordavo (9:51:05 PM): Senior?
Swimblonde9562 (9:51:26 PM): yeah
thedoctordavo (9:51:29 PM): ok good
thedoctordavo (9:51:44 PM): if you were any younger then that I don't think I could flirt with you anymore
Swimblonde9562 (9:52:09 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (9:52:16 PM):
Swimblonde9562 (9:52:32 PM): ooo nice smiley
thedoctordavo (9:52:37 PM): I try
Swimblonde9562 (9:52:53 PM): lol i can tell
thedoctordavo (9:52:54 PM): Is that so?
Swimblonde9562 (9:53:09 PM): no but i still like the smiley
thedoctordavo (9:53:07 PM): hahaha
thedoctordavo (9:53:46 PM): So what do you do when your not going to highschool and stacking furniture and accesories?
Swimblonde9562 (9:54:07 PM): umm i go to pima
Swimblonde9562 (9:54:09 PM): and i swim
Swimblonde9562 (9:54:13 PM): on my free time
Swimblonde9562 (9:54:15 PM): and party
Swimblonde9562 (9:54:15 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (9:54:16 PM): oh yeah?
thedoctordavo (9:54:23 PM): Swim for fun or competition?
Swimblonde9562 (9:54:59 PM): i used to for competiton but i blew out my knee
Swimblonde9562 (9:55:05 PM): so now its for fun
thedoctordavo (9:55:16 PM): ic
thedoctordavo (9:55:35 PM): so your damaged good then, is what your telling me?
thedoctordavo (9:55:40 PM): *goods
Swimblonde9562 (9:56:13 PM): lol no i was just built incorectly
thedoctordavo (9:56:34 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (9:56:38 PM): defective then?
Swimblonde9562 (9:56:52 PM): yup
Swimblonde9562 (9:56:54 PM): hahaha
Swimblonde9562 (9:56:56 PM): well put
thedoctordavo (9:56:50 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (9:57:02 PM): It's ok I was defective to
thedoctordavo (9:57:07 PM): I won't hold it against you
Swimblonde9562 (9:57:25 PM): o yeah how so?
thedoctordavo (9:57:39 PM): I hurt my right Elbow
Swimblonde9562 (9:57:54 PM): ooo not fun
thedoctordavo (9:58:08 PM): I was kind of a big deal as a pitcher in the pre injury days
thedoctordavo (9:58:30 PM): because we all love to brag shamelessly from time to time
thedoctordavo (9:58:37 PM):
Swimblonde9562 (9:58:46 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (9:59:12 PM): You looked like you might have been a bit of a party girl
Swimblonde9562 (9:59:26 PM): lol
Swimblonde9562 (9:59:29 PM): have been?
Swimblonde9562 (9:59:31 PM): i am
thedoctordavo (9:59:33 PM): oh really?
thedoctordavo (9:59:53 PM): whats the craziest thing you've ever done partying?
Swimblonde9562 (10:00:07 PM): i dunno
Swimblonde9562 (10:00:14 PM): i dont rmeber my weekends
thedoctordavo (10:01:06 PM): bleh
thedoctordavo (10:01:08 PM): lame answer
Swimblonde9562 (10:01:37 PM): lol
Swimblonde9562 (10:01:42 PM): ive done some crazy shit
thedoctordavo (10:01:41 PM): like what?
thedoctordavo (10:01:58 PM): lets see if your crazy enough to keep up with me or not
thedoctordavo (10:02:06 PM):
Swimblonde9562 (10:02:18 PM): okay well whats your craziest moment?
thedoctordavo (10:02:34 PM): Only one? It's hard to choose
Swimblonde9562 (10:02:51 PM): yup most memorable
thedoctordavo (10:03:04 PM): naughty or more "G rated"?
Swimblonde9562 (10:03:19 PM): i dunno which ever
thedoctordavo (10:03:40 PM): well come on!
thedoctordavo (10:03:44 PM): that parts your choice
Swimblonde9562 (10:04:42 PM): okay one of each then
thedoctordavo (10:05:08 PM): Ok deal
thedoctordavo (10:06:24 PM): One time I had to climb out one of those little bathroom windows in a house without my pants and run across 2 holes of a golf course at about 10am on a sunday to get to my car
thedoctordavo (10:06:47 PM): while a crazy redneck was searchin/chasing me with a shotgun
thedoctordavo (10:07:07 PM): thats the clean one
Swimblonde9562 (10:07:31 PM): lol
Swimblonde9562 (10:07:34 PM): okay and...
thedoctordavo (10:07:40 PM): and what?
Swimblonde9562 (10:08:19 PM): wats your dirty
thedoctordavo (10:08:19 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:08:25 PM): you naughty girl
Swimblonde9562 (10:08:46 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:08:53 PM): I've only been talking to you for like 15 minutes and your already trying to get me to talk dirty to you
thedoctordavo (10:08:57 PM):
thedoctordavo (10:09:06 PM): ok
Swimblonde9562 (10:09:15 PM): not to me
Swimblonde9562 (10:09:16 PM): gosh
Swimblonde9562 (10:09:18 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:09:23 PM): It's ok
thedoctordavo (10:09:49 PM): sometimes you just want to talk a bit more dirty
Swimblonde9562 (10:10:00 PM): shit brb bloody nose
thedoctordavo (10:09:57 PM): no need to be ashamed
thedoctordavo (10:09:59 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:10:00 PM): ok
Swimblonde9562 (10:10:16 PM): tell me your story ill be back to read it
thedoctordavo (10:10:16 PM): ok
thedoctordavo (10:10:38 PM): One of the Naughty ones...
thedoctordavo (10:11:05 PM): Well I once had sex during a movie
thedoctordavo (10:11:17 PM): In a theater
Swimblonde9562 (10:11:30 PM): omg i have to its so weird
Swimblonde9562 (10:11:31 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:11:43 PM): With other patrons there who were also watching the movie
Swimblonde9562 (10:12:05 PM): lol i once had sex infront of my parents watching a movie
thedoctordavo (10:12:09 PM): heres where it gets naughty though
thedoctordavo (10:12:12 PM): the movie
thedoctordavo (10:12:17 PM): was Finding Nemo
Swimblonde9562 (10:12:42 PM): hahaha
thedoctordavo (10:12:37 PM): infront of your parents?
Swimblonde9562 (10:12:47 PM): omg i dont think i could do that
thedoctordavo (10:12:53 PM): wait you had sex infront of your parents?
Swimblonde9562 (10:13:12 PM): yeah under a blanket
thedoctordavo (10:13:19 PM): how did you pull that off?
Swimblonde9562 (10:13:34 PM): skirt
Swimblonde9562 (10:13:38 PM): blaket lights off
Swimblonde9562 (10:13:41 PM): lol slow motions
thedoctordavo (10:13:44 PM): thats fuckin hot
thedoctordavo (10:13:51 PM): not gunna lie
Swimblonde9562 (10:14:02 PM): hahaha
thedoctordavo (10:14:08 PM): I'm big on "danger"
Swimblonde9562 (10:14:36 PM): lol
Swimblonde9562 (10:14:51 PM): omg im going to die of blood loss
Swimblonde9562 (10:14:53 PM): my nose
Swimblonde9562 (10:14:57 PM): god damnit
thedoctordavo (10:15:11 PM): lol must have gotten you so worked up with the dirty talk that you popped a blod vessel
thedoctordavo (10:15:17 PM): *blood
Swimblonde9562 (10:15:25 PM): hahaha
Swimblonde9562 (10:15:28 PM): no
Swimblonde9562 (10:15:30 PM): its from coke
thedoctordavo (10:15:42 PM): that is one dangerous softdrink
Swimblonde9562 (10:15:58 PM): shut up
thedoctordavo (10:15:52 PM):
Swimblonde9562 (10:16:05 PM): lol and i am joking y the way
thedoctordavo (10:16:08 PM): thank god
thedoctordavo (10:16:22 PM): do you do that stuff at all?
Swimblonde9562 (10:16:42 PM): nah
Swimblonde9562 (10:16:45 PM): i used to
Swimblonde9562 (10:16:50 PM): but i got over the stage in my life
thedoctordavo (10:16:49 PM): good girl!
thedoctordavo (10:17:01 PM): I preffer my girls naughty and drug free
thedoctordavo (10:17:15 PM): so that means you can continue hitting on me
Swimblonde9562 (10:17:23 PM): lol
Swimblonde9562 (10:17:24 PM): yeah
Swimblonde9562 (10:17:47 PM): i never hit on you lol
thedoctordavo (10:17:47 PM): Yeah
thedoctordavo (10:17:50 PM): uh-huh
thedoctordavo (10:18:08 PM): you and I both know this whole time you've been trying to seduce me with your dirty talk
thedoctordavo (10:18:15 PM): no need to lie about it
thedoctordavo (10:18:19 PM): this is a circle of trust here
thedoctordavo (10:18:23 PM):
Swimblonde9562 (10:19:02 PM): yeah my dirty talk of a bloody nose
Swimblonde9562 (10:19:03 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:19:09 PM): yeah well
thedoctordavo (10:19:24 PM): maybe your cuter when your nose isn't hemmoraging
thedoctordavo (10:19:32 PM): theres still hope
Swimblonde9562 (10:20:04 PM): hahaha
Swimblonde9562 (10:20:07 PM): nice wording
thedoctordavo (10:20:03 PM): I won't judge you for it
thedoctordavo (10:20:07 PM): don't worry
thedoctordavo (10:20:16 PM):
Swimblonde9562 (10:20:48 PM): good to hear
thedoctordavo (10:20:52 PM): So hey I gotta go do some stuff
thedoctordavo (10:20:55 PM): do you text?
Swimblonde9562 (10:21:22 PM): yes but i dont know where my phone is honestly
Swimblonde9562 (10:21:27 PM): i havent been able to find it all day
Swimblonde9562 (10:21:28 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:21:27 PM): lol
thedoctordavo (10:21:38 PM): whats the number?
thedoctordavo (10:21:46 PM): I'll text you when you find it
thedoctordavo (10:21:51 PM):
Swimblonde9562 (10:22:10 PM): XXXXXXX
Swimblonde9562 (10:22:20 PM): text me when i find it ill text back lol
thedoctordavo (10:22:25 PM): sounds good
thedoctordavo (10:22:28 PM): Ok
thedoctordavo (10:22:31 PM): gotta run
thedoctordavo (10:22:39 PM): I'll talk to you soon!
Swimblonde9562 (10:22:50 PM): okie doke
Swimblonde9562 (10:22:52 PM): hopefully
Swimblonde9562 (10:22:52 PM): lol
thedoctordavo went away at 10:22:55 PM.


Feel free to critique me if you like, or ask questions as to what I was doing when I said certain things.

I think that you did an awesome job, you kept it fun and interesting. So I have to ask, how in the hell did you constantly keep comeing up with fun interesting things to say like that. I guess I just sucks at it, cause I could not keep up a fun convo like that on IM.

Practice and calibration IMO are the keys.

You learn to be more cheeky or funny or interesting by doing it... I pretty much talk like that all the time (besides during business), just talk, tell jokes, tease, be cheeky, tell storys etc... all the time not just when your trying to game a girl do it when your talking to friends do it when your talking to strangers do it all the time and pretty soon thats just how you are, and it's super easy to add some provocitive lines and suggestions... and BAM!! There you have it

Think of a hitter in baseball they may get the chance to hit 4 or 5 times in a game... they wouldn't be as good as they are if thats all the practice they had, they hit hundreds of balls in practice... every single day... not just for gametime (sarging), we practice like we play, so why not just become that funny guy? It starts with one joke or comeback (good or bad BTW if they suck in the begining who cares they'll get better)

And the calibration part is just like in a regular convo... when you find something she seems more interested in move the convo in that direction...

And most importantly your mind has a way of doing whatever you think it can or cannot do. If you think you can't do something you won't be able to... if you think you can then with some practice you WILL be able too.

damn how do you make them feel comfortable chatting with you?
everytime i try, i feel like they think im a pedophile or stalker or some thing.