Hahahahah i love this website


Facebook:

Me: After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary but stimulating memories,..... you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your Ex-Hubby,
Thomas

15 days later LOL..

Hahahahahah what? lol wellllll you're welcome?

Guys, she's a HB11+ holy shit whoever came up with that opener

PROPS TO YOU BRO YOU'RE AWESOME!

What else do I say? help me out doodz

You: You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii =)

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

I sent that about an hour ago. Hopefully it doesn't take her 15 days to respond lol..

Maybe she didn't check her facebook in forever..? Or maybe she just didn't see it before. I don't know.

All that matters now is getting her number and then build attraction.

I feel as if the Busy-Man type always works. I am indeed a busy person and do not always have time to text girls. If I can just get her emotions running and then tell her stuff like.. I'll get back to you on that. .. then her mind will run with thoughts, she'll be telling all her friends like I would if I wanna make a fool out of myself.

Keeping the ball in my court is all that matters. But damn..

HB11.. gotta be.