So pretty much explains it haha...I was having fun the other night messaging older women again, and seemed to have hit it off decently with this one..
ME: I'd remove that 2nd picture from your profile...
HB: Oh? And why is that???
ME: Its just not fair having that picture teasing me like that. Your showing half of your titties..might as well fit the rest of them in the picture! I don't like being teased, its either all or nothing.
HB: LOL! You're funny
ME: Just because this is the internet, doesn't give you the right to mess with my pemotions..Unless you plan on making it up to me, I just might have to report you :p
HB: haha I love your profile.. But I don't think you could handle a girl like me
ME: Pssshhhh a girl like you..HA..GIRL, I'd have you caught up in a whirlwind of pleasure you have yet to experience
HB: oh really?
ME: If you're as delicious as your tattoo says you are, then you'd be in for a hell of a treat
HB: N u have that
ME: *Explaining what I'd do to her...it got pretty graphic haha**
HB: WOW
ME: You're not ready for this
HB: Born ready!!!! Why u have no pic
ME: I've got em, just not on here..I can e-mail em, or text em..Your choice
HB: Text me one 555-555-5555
So I text her..
ME: *pic*
HB: hoe old are you?
ME: haha god damn, 1st text message in and I'm already getting called a hoe?!
HB: LMAO I mean HOW old are you
ME: I'll be 25 in a couple weeks!
........a few minutes go by
ME: Is that too old for you?
HB: LOL too young, sorry
And that was it..I've not said anything back yet..When she asked how old I was, I shoulda said something along the lines "old enough to make you squeal" lmao
But yeah, she is 34...I'm pretty much 25...she said I was too young.
So I'm pretty much looking for pointers on how to handle this, or similar scenerios I may come across in the future....What are some good things to say in this case?
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