Witty, clever profile. Smart messages. Good looking guy. Somewhat prestigious job. Still have an incredibly low response rate on three different sites.

What gives??

Do the laws of physics not apply to me for some reason. lol

I've even made a fake profile to see what my competition is.

And let me say my messages are waay more original most of the time.

Feel free to critique my profile.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile

You didnt put your username in the URL of the link.

At just skimming your profile I'd say TL;DR honestly. When it comes to getting a girls attention you want to leave some mystery to yourself so less can be more. When a girl reads your profile, more often than not, shes going to skim what you have written and look for key things she considers important. Also, your photos are a little pedestrian. Your looks can help you but I think what your photos say about you also matters a good deal. Studies have found that your face doesnt even necessarily need to be 100% visible in them to make a good photo if youre doing something interesting enough. They've also found that for a guy the most successful photo was one where they were not looking at the camera and not smiling oddly enough. Also, unless the people you are with DHV I usually crop them out. The two top response getting types of photos were: with an animal or showing off your body. So even if you dont consider yourself to be an adonis thats ok because with an animal was number one actually.

So, in case this was too long for you: Shorten your profile because less can be more and you're photos were terrible just a little bland in terms of what they say about you.