HB 7-7.5 (age 24), posted a status asking if love at first sight exists. I opened her in a private msg:

Me: Love at first sight is when you first inserted [brand of chocolate] in your mouth bla-bla-bla (a 2-line description which could also describe a BJ + eerie feeling)
Her: )))) you're crazy
*sometime around here she changed her status to some pseudo-intelectual bullshit about life*
Me: Considering your opinion about life, you seem brave enough. We should go on a date and hunt ninja monkeys. You'll say something deep and make them think, I'll put them in a bag while they meditate.
Her: ))

Any idea how I could get her to participate in the conversation? I think it would be too awkward to just ask for her number at this point.

Also: Her relationship status is "It's Complicated". What do you think about opening girls with this status, in general?

I laughed too, that was pretty funny so good job.

Try asking her seriously

Ask her, be like "we could hunt them this friday, say 8pm at _____"