We went to high school together but don't really know eachother all that well and she has a bf. I'm pretty sure she creeps though.

Me:
how did you like my status when we aren't even friends you weirdo? don't delete me again, i kill you

Her:
We r friends dweeb!!!! We were until u deleted my ass.. Thanks a lot. Meanie..

Me:
Yeh prob because u acted like a stuck up bitch at the Halloween party. You didn't even say hi. No way to score points with me homie!

Her:
You were there!?!!
Why didnt u say hiii!????
And i aint no stuck up bitch... Bitch!

Me:
Yeah I was with Nikki u silly girl

Her:
...nicole! aww i didnt even see you! to come to think of it i dont ever really remember meeting you lol
we should do something about this...

Me:
Yeah? I like coffee

Her:
i like hot chocolate!! Lets do this!!

Me:
Hot chocolate? So does my 5 year old niece! How adorable... When are you free?

Her:
lol
free uhh... hmm...
hmm..
maybe sometime next weekend?
or week
classes are starting tomorrow so its a little crazy this week

Me:
My night classes start next week, between that and work
I'll barely have time to...well you know

Her:
my night classes start manana ugh.. i hear ya
this weekend i believe i have something happening,,maybe next weekend?
(999 999 9999) text me when you're free and perhaps ill be free too!
and try not to be such a stuck up bitch this time..

Me:
when you have girls hitting on you all the time and asking you to go for coffee you have to be =\
i'll get over it when i get more comfortable with you
maybe..

Her:
lol
oh brother
...ill talk to you later
gotta get back to work killa