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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:29 am 
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This chat happen two days ago around 4am a girl in my class hits me up on fb and I wasn't really into the chat since I was talking to a other chick during that same time on FB, but after I finish chatting with the chick from my class, Now I want to get with her now after the chat we had and after I look at some of her pics (she is a cute 9) but I think I landed in the friend zone (Are Chat Lasted Until 6am)....So here is the Chat. Tell me if I landed in the friend zone.

Her: steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: u pulling a all nighter?

]Her: yessssss
how about you

Me: can't sleep...lol
(Are School Name) fuck with my sleeping pattern

Her: LOL

Me: I'm done with everything, my break already started.

]Her: ugh
i hate you!
what are you planning to do for your break?

Me: meet up with friends, gym, sleep and trying to get deadmau5 tickets for new years
lol

Her: deadmau5 is playing!?

Me: yea atpier 36
at pier 36

Her: fkasjfsaf
damn it

Her: made plans already

Me: what are u doing

Her: I'm going skiing in upstate ny and celebrating new years there as well

Me: nice, I would never thought u ski
Im trying to go snowboarding over the break at Mt.Creek
what class u got left

Her: haa i actually hate skiing
but my guy friend wants me to go
you should! I've never snowboard before.. i might try it soon
and i have 2 classes left
on tuesday!
i might go to (Teachers Name) class since she invited me to come check out her thursday class

Me: yea, do snowboard if u can over there,
Ur showing ur project in (Teachers Name) thursday class?

Her: wtfffffff
why does ps have to crash on me
kdajsfkasfh
not sure
and no she wants me to just be there to check out her class
i might wanna switch into her thursday class next semester

Me: whatt thats crazy, that happens to me indesign....idk about are class, she kinda said she didn't like it that much
Im always late
lol

Her: haha
she's pissed at how people didn't really put effort in their work i guess

Me: have u tried the facebook timeline

Her: noooo
hate Facebook already
timeline seems extremely creepy
and invasive
i mean back then when i was in olgas class i would always be late
and she would give me the dirtiest look
LOL
iono butttttttt get to her class on time from now on

Me: During the break im going to work on her stuff.
ha yea right

Her: (Are Teacher Name)?

Me: yea
lol

Her: oooh
but i thought you were done

Me: yea, but I know I can do better

Her: thats the spirit ;]
do it big!

Me: that's the idea
Are at (School Name)
doing a all nighter
*Are U at

Her: wish i was
LOL
but labs are no longer open for overnights
I'm at home

Me: Ur still doing work right now

Her: yesss
im photoshopping some chick I'm using for the app design class

Me: lmao....its 4 in the morning Sat

Her: LOL
honestly
its my way of trying to avoid my parents as of right now i guess
its amazing how they are planning to divorce
lameee
yea it is, how long has this been going on

Her: mmm
2 months
lol
just gotten worse when finals started

Me: my aunt got divorce from my uncle like 4 years ago
have they talk to u reasons y.

Her: nope
Me: My uncle cheat on her once and she ended the marriage
lol

Her: i actually don't want to know until finals are over so i could deal with it afterwards
damn
i don't think anyone cheated but it might just be all the arguing

Me: yea, its better to find out after finals.


Her: oh welllllll
i don't even feel tired

Me: Just have fun during the break and forget about home, and chill during the ski trip

Her: what the heck
oh i will haha
I'm going to party hard

Me: hahah...Good stuff

Her: gonna work hard and party harder
[;
@_@...
theres video calling on fb now?
whatttt

Me: when?

Her iono LOL my friend just sent me a request to video chat
but i need to dload something for it to work

Me: lol...I never new that
what would I have to download

Her: i think its a type of javascript
mmmmm
yeppp its a javascript file that you need to dload in order for video chat to work

Me:is it working for u

Her: dunno im not going on cam haha
im in zombie mode!

Her: lols i don't know how I'm going to wake up tomorrow
and I'm planning to see the guy w've talked about last time
lol
i cancled on him today because of hw

Me: lol...I would had done the hw on sat, n gone out fri

Her: LOL
dunno it been like a ritual for me to do hw on fridays...

Me: I just can't do that, I have to go out
Are u going to make him wait at the pizzeria again...lol

Her; oooh trust me i do too
and no
haha
no more i gave him my address
he's safe... for now

Me: lmfao....what dose that mean he's safe for now?

Her: wellll if he gets on my shit list
I'm going to cut him off
LOL
but it takes a lot for anyone to be on that list

Me: so im on ur good side (Her Name)...lol

Her: obviously
!

Her: mmm
why is that in (Teacher Name) class
i get all sorts of hatred
from these little girls

Me: who?
Name some ppl

Her: i don't even know their names
Me: wow

Her: they are just really not good to look at
from what i remembered
LOL
o

Me: is she white

Her: mmm
white
yes
and indian
looking chick
then the other asian

lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!

Her: with glasses
LOL
whattt
its truee

Me: I knew u were going to say that

Her: i get this vibe that they are hating
pfft
haha and why?

Me: the indian chick I have no problems
I feel the same with asian with glass and the white girl

Her: well she's aiite just the other two bother me most
LOL
at leastttt I'm not the only one
thank god

Me: Those two took the same train back home and we gave each other the nod (saying whats up but I really don't wanna talk to u)
feeling

Her: LOL!

Me:yea, ur not the only one
I think bo ra na dosen't like me at all

Her: who the heck is that
LOL
OH
how come?

Me:I say what up a couple times, and she gives me a blank stare

Her: LOL
she's shy maybe
or just a stingy bitch
girls man...

Me: yea, u chicks be going crazy
o
Her: LOL
well whatever those girls can suck it
i need find my jam to get me in the zone again

Me: what do u listen

Her: all i do is win
HAHA

Me: LIKE
LOL
spotify repeats the same songs

Her: yeahhh shit is annoying

Her: i was going through a few files and found photos that i photoshopped for a friend
girls in lingerieee
LOL

Me: umm...lol
U photoshop them

Her: he was a photographer
lol
yeppp
i had to make their complexion even
and get rid of tan lines
stuff like that
and make boobs even
LOL

Me: lmao...what there uneven

Her: yeahhh man
not all boobs are evenly sized
LOL
ass ass ass asss ass
this song
is nuts

Me: lol...I knew that, im saying u can tell the uneven size in a pics?
Listen to the remix

Her: yeahh
anus
famous
this girl...
Me: she rips it

Her: shesssss nuts

Me: Her ass is huge
when I saw her in person

Her: LOL
so is amber rose's ass
she got all that cellulite going

Me: idk...she isn't my type
lol

Her: haha

Me: she is date wiz
from kanye to wiz is a big downgrade

Her: ugh
it is
and they both ugly

Me: true...not a fan of black chicks
lol

Her: loll same with black dudes
my parents would kill me
if they see me with a black guy
lol

Me: lmao

Her: LOL
aww iono i just never met a really cool black guy
thats not ghetto
omggg
listen to this song
jessie who you are
wait no
domnio
domino
haha

Me: yea, I heard this but with a diff beat
dancing in the moon night
lol
U never met a black guy that act half white and black

Her: nopeeee
well once
which was in sva
but he was trying real hard
lol
so that doesn't real count
really*

Me: lol...One my dudes ask half white and if a fight is about to break out he turns black
acts half

Her: LOL
interesting
ghetto me comes out when I'm mad

Me: ghetto asian...I wanna see that


Me: its hard to get me mad, every few ppl
saw my ghetto side

Her: haha
whoaaaaa
Me: like two friends, we were at party
shit started cuz we where running the table
Me: ppl where getting mad
we shut out some ppl in pong
Her: LOL

Me: they didn't want to sit under the table

Her: i love beer pong
pfft

Me: The only time I play beer pong is nj at a house party or at RU
Her: lollll

Me: Never in the city

Her: what
you should
lmk when you turn 21

Me: where

Her: LOL
turtle bayyyyyy

Me: lol

Her: and off the wagon
actually
I'm pretty sure you can get in
if i talk to those bouncers

Me: lol...yea
it sucks being 20
I didn't know u where 22
until u told me

Her: LOL
yeaaa
you;re my sisters age
;P
actually no
you're a year older than her

Me: lol...and she still gets in to bars
*into

Her: hell no
ill drag her ass out if i catch her
LOL
Me: don't u give her u old id

Her: she uses it to get drinks at restaurants
lol
at least i hope thats what she is using it for

Me: lmao...yep thats the only reason she uses it

Her: i will kick the living shit out of any guy who tries to hit on her
lol
haha ugh

Me: what age did u start to drink

Her:13
HAHA
i started younggggggggggggggggg
Me: hell yea u did
u beat me by 2 years

Her: haha
woo!
i hung out with the wrong crowd at that age
never did drugs though
besides drink

Me: I really don't think drink isn't that bad, but u need to learn u limits
I mess up 3 times
lol


Her: haha
i got shit faced a lot
not literally

Me: lmfao

Her: but you know what i mean
LOL

Me: I know
I haven't been like that in a while
maybe this weekend

Her: haha
get trashed
man
i feel like playing cupid again
love love love matchmaking

Me:lol...what u hookup alot ppl with each other

Her: yeaa
I'm always a wing woman
haha
its pretty fun though
i always get chicks for my boys at the end of the night
but its not like i grab any random chick
depends i guess
;D

Me: lmao...I thinking that

Her haha

Me: U can't never get sloppy girls
thats a mistake

Her: LOL
well it depends on my guy friends
if they just want a one time thing
cause most of them just want to get it in anyway
haha
and the chicks out there are just
stupid
LOL

Me: haha...I just can't with sloppy girls

Her: haha alright
ill keep that in mind ;]
gonna be on a lookout for you my dude

Me: I would I to be in blackout mode

Her: LOL
what
why
Me: I don't like chick thats fully trash
she needs to able to speak

Her: basically don't like air heads
LOL

Me: I just don't want someone to throw up in the bed or while making out

Her: haha

Me: *throwing up
Her: has that ever happened to you?
i remember getting really drunk
throwing up
and then making out with this guy
funnnnnnnnnn times eh

Me: yea It almost happen to me
she miss me by a lil
thats something I will never forget
U still talk to that dude

Her: haha
nah
he's just good eye candy
not smart
or ambitious
no point
o
Me: So you had to throw up
on him
Her: LOL
well n
o

Me: lol

Her: well i ono
never gave him my number
nor do i even remember his name

Me: LoL....yea, I think that good for the both of u
Are u even falling asleep right now

Her: no
lolll
are you?

Me: nope

Her: oh man

Me: dam, I wanna get something to eat tho

Her: sameeee
no food at home
fuck
oh
danilo


Me: my car is in the back of 2 other cars

Her: did you see his reaction video
hahah

Me: na I didn't
how is it
?

Her ionoooo
i helped him record his video
and i remember laughing a lot in the background

Me: yea, I remember that
did olga see it
?
yea

Her: i think so
he said olga was pissed
lol

Me: lmao...I can see that
did he just hit u up to film his

Her: mmmm
well i was at mods working on my hw and he was talking about shooting the video in school
so i offered to help cause he said he was being shy
lol
and he was!

Her: lol...shy of filming a film
?

Her: oh
interviewing people

Me: oh
lol
I'm redoing my film again
I wanna move into the city already
go to a dinner

Her: LOL

Me: right now

Her: word
i want some home fries and bacon
damn
i havent gotten sick either
YESSS
im invincible
hope i don't jinx myself

Me: haha...I get more injured then getting sick
--___--

Her: what do you meannn
what kind of injury

Me: ankle sprain or broken
or sprains on my wrist

Her: wtf
lol
WY
WHY
HOW

Me: this past summer I tore a ligament and crack a bone
I couldn't do anything
I play bball a lot in the summer

Her: awwww
how did you manage to do that?

Me: landed on someone else foot
lol

Her: ouchhh
damn

Me: lol...yea
plus I had kid cudi tickets
Her: whatttttttt

Me: couldn't go

Her: fucking love kid cudi
waskjdaskf
that really sucks

Me: yea, I couldn't sell the tickets
it was at the williamsburg

Me: a park near there

Her: damn
hopefully you won't be breaking anything this summer

Her: ohhh
did you the bikes>

Me: lol...lets hope so
I need to get a internships

Her: ?

Me: what bikes?
lol..explain

Her: huffy bikes bro
for 3d

Me: na....did u

Her: gonna post the pic now
yes

Me: Dam
Her: there
haha

Me: U took urs

Her: no
haha
its too heavy

Me: im going to work on mine there

Her: word
its too heavy to carry it home
might just take it home one of these days

Me: im going to build mine during the break in the workshop
Her: will it be open?

Me: I think Tus the 2nd

Her: yikes
ill be
hung over
lol

Me: lmao
when do we go back
for the 2nd semester

Her: mm
im not sure
do i look like a academic calendar to you!?

Me: lmao...yea u do

Her: jan 24
haha
WHAT

Her: see
fucking awesome
Me: u knew the date

Her: ACTUALLy
NO
its jan 10
fuck you sva
Monday, January 10 Undergraduate and graduate classes begin
raise your weapon

Me: I wanna go, but my group is slacking
http://www.collegehumor.com/videos/play ... er-16-2011
this video random
some1 just send it to me right now

Her: HAHA
so cute
if i were the bear
id attack her

deadmau5 is awesome
meh

Me: I been wanting to see him for a while
or daft punk
I wanna c live

Her: man I've never really been to a concert before

Me: whatt
if daft punk comes to the city
u need to come

Her: haha only if its in the summer

Me: lol...yea

Her: kk need to sleep soon
starting to see shit
LOL

Me: lmao
Goodnight

Her: nightttt

So tell me what you guys think.
Thx


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Cool man, I have conversations with people on Facebook too!

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