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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:37 am 
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So you happen to come across a girl who has a ton of pictures of herself, all in a folder that's just her, and you send her a message saying
Topic: Question?
Body: So are you just really conceited or something cause i glanced through stuff on your profile and i saw like 100 photos of just you posing! lol (add in a neg here, sign your name and leave)


Comments would be wonderfully appreciated. Thanks.


-Cohath


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:48 pm 
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See, the thing is- it's extremely difficult to convey sarcasm or cockiness over the internet. Most likely you will just come off as an asshole and she wont respond.
The main difference between real life encounters and online encounters, is that online ones can end at any second with a simple "disappearance" and no answer. You'll see the message is *Read* but you know that you will never get that reply.

I say stick with openers that establish you are a funny guy that is sure of himself. No internet negs.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:08 am 
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i usually just go to their pictures find one that is at a zoo or some place that looks popular and then ask them about it . . . i will say you know HEY no way that picture at the zoo is that the BLAH BLAH BLAH zoo? I took my niece their the other day . . . .story

works pretty well have gotten probably a good 4 - 5 responses with this and continue to go back and forth


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:55 am 
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Negs:

What is that a wig?

-Nice nails are they real?
-No.. (most 9's and 10's hav fake nails)
-Ah they still nice...

Hey, I don't think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to the mall and get one of those Glamour Shots done or something? Do you have a real picture? Like you at home on your stairmaster or something? Or do you even work out?
OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let's see what you REALLY look like...

I'm sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 friends have been
bothering you, but I just wanted to say that you're fantastically beautiful and I wanted to find out what you are like.

Hey look you're a beautiful woman BUT BEAUTY IS VERY COMMON. so what have you got else going for you?

Hey what have you got going for you besides your looks?

(LET'S SAY SHE'S A TEACHER OR SOMETHING): Too hot for a teacher! (NO SURE BOUT THIS ONE THOUGH)


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:34 pm 
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I just add everyone within 10 miles of me that looks fit @{

and when they accept, if they like you they will send YOU a message.


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