HB: Hey did you live in Seattle, and race BMX when you were younger?

ME: of course, you silly girl. What's Jenny been up to for the past 14yrs? I totally didn't recognize you when I added ya.

HB: Do you think I'm prettier? I'd like to see you, to catch up and b.s.

ME: Pretty? Yes, but do you cook, too? I've been living here since college. Do you text?

HB: I can cook better than any girl you've met. I have playboy titties and ass with a doll face, too. My number is xxx xxx xxxx.

Someones getting lucky...



You sure it's her and not your friends tricking you?

lol, goodpoint... that shit looks WAY too forward, and when its THAT easy, it's a redflag. even if it is actually her, its the 4th line of text or so she's ever sent to you and it's that... holy shit.

She's probably being so forward because we went out for about three years in Jr. High. And we lost contact and broke up when I moved out of state (there was no myspace, texting or national calling plans back then). I don't see how her friends would be sending messages from her myspace and facebook account, have her cell phone, and know I was the first guy she ever slept with (with specific details). Believe me, I'd catch on quick, if it was not her.

About a week ago I got in contact with an old friend, I went to high-school with. She was friends with him on fb, and noticed my name from his status.





Right now she has a bf. But, she is giving me lots of IOI's and has not once mentioned the fact she has one. I just know that from looking at her conversations with other guys on FB. Every other guy that has tried hitting on her on FB got the BF rejection and no phone number from her. So I'm pretty excited right now. I'm gonna start escalating for the day2 tonight.

I just wrote the jist of the conversation... Here's verbatim, minus some personal info, and name changes:

It's true, its not right. She's very forward, very blunt and too eager. When was the last time any of us got that?

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" You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one. "

Well, we went out to coffee earlier... It looked like her to me. If not the chick that showed up was pretty damn cute. Sorry to disappoint, no need to hate....

;P

Oh yes!

We just made plans to move in together... Damn I'm lucky!