| So this is what I have so far. I'd love to hear any thoughts or suggestions. I am getting some responses, but they're mostly from 5s and 6s.
My self-summary
Hey! Yes I know you're going to look at my photos before reading my profile. Oh its fine, I'll wait... OK are you done now? Great
I'm looking for a sugar momma who can afford to take me to nice places and buy me shiny things.
Oh, and did I forget to mention how important a sense of humour is?
The very first thing you need to know is that I'm a trouble-maker. Not in a bad sense, but in the "let's have some fun wreaking havoc" sort of way.
I value honesty, so I'm not going to waste our time trying to convince you that I'm funny and smart and nice and blah blah blah like every other guy on this site. Seriously, you want to be bored? Go for Mr. Nice guy. Want to have fun? Go out with me.
So one of my biggest life goals at the moment is to visit every continent on earth at least once (except Antarctica, cold weather and I don't get along!). There are some major brownie points up for grabs if you love to travel as much as I do.
However, I don't expect you to share in every interest and hobby. I do believe it's important to have mutual interests, but it's equally as important and healthy to have some time apart. Absence and hearts and such.*
I have a habit of doing fun and spontaneous things. But if you appreciate a challenge and like someone who keeps you on your toes I'm sure we'll get along fine.
Can you make me laugh? Can you be comfortable lying with me on a couch while I read, or skinny dipping in a mountain lake when no one is looking?
If so, I'd love to hear from you. Send me a message. Tell me something you're afraid to put in your profile. Let me know what makes you unique. Intrigue me. Tell me why you're special, and why someone should give their heart to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a graduate student on summer break, so technically my days are supposed to be spent doing research. But really they consist of catching up on Netflix and youtube videos. Send me something interesting so that I can procrastinate! My advisor will thank you!
You should message me if
You have the following:
A sense of humor is a must, there's no bigger turn-on, and if you take yourself too seriously then chances are you're no fun to hang out with anyways.
Intelligence and the ability to carry on a conversation, if your idea of a reply is "haha yeah" then I'd be happy to introduce you to a rock I found in my driveway. I'm sure you two would have a lot to talk about.
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