Cruising my old HS yearbook showing a friend some pictures of our mutual friend i stumbled across a picture of my crush from my freshman year of HS. I was a freshman and she was a junior, the most beautiful girl I'd seen in my life (at that point.)
So I decided to look her up on FB and to my surprise she has not been married and still has her same last name. Eureka! Also to my surprise she is even more beautiful than in 1998 and her smile is amazing. I only say this to make the point that before i started studying PUA techniques i would have been completely nervous talking to her. But without hesitation I got to work and this is what ensued and we are meeting in a few hours.

I am open to any critiques and advices!

ME: So i hope you read this and laugh... but i was looking through my old HS yearbook and there you were. lol
You probably have no memory of me. I was friends with some people in your grade but (and trust me i know how ridiculous this is sounding so just laugh at it and take it for what it's worth) but you were my biggest crush in 1998! lol

HER:I was wondering...Do I know this person? You looked familiar but couldn't place you. So sorry! I don't remember too many people from high school...Old age has set in! You had a crush back in the day??? lol Did we have classes together or were you a year or two under me?

ME:Haha. Yeah you were 3 yrs ahead of me. I only saw you in the hall and at lunch. I think someone tried to embarrass me once by making me talk to you lol anyway i was telling him that you were "my dream girl" lol and he tried to bring you over! I dont remember what happend after that but i'm sure whatever it was it wasnt awesome! haha
so anyway i saw you in the yearbook and decided since i'm much older and smoother now i'd talk to my old dream girl 13 years later.

HER:Awww! I was so awkward and shy back then, I don't remember that but I hope I wasn't mean or anything! So 3 years?! I thought I blended in quietly, I didn't realize anyone knew who I was. lol

ME:Yeah i remember that about you. You seemed to keep to yourself. I do think you were kind of mean to me tho... Maybe if you buy me a drink I'll think about forgiving you

HER:Hmmmm...I don't think I was mean to you at all! Lol. But I may be up for meeting you for a drink. Just so you know, I don't look like I did back then!

ME:Well if you don't look the same as when you were 16 then i guess that mean's you're pretty normal and I'll approve you buying me a drink...

HER:What a gentleman! Me buy you a drink?? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

ME:Hey you were the one who was mean to me! lol
So where you takin me?

HER:I think I will need some proof of this so-called mean SPAM....If you can't provide it then maybe I will let you buy me a drink!

ME:so i'm supposed to recall specifics from 13 years ago!
well there was this one time where you...
uh...
shit, i got nothing... lol.
ok then, you win. drinks on me. where we going?

HER: Thought I might win that one I guess it depends on when you want to meet up...

ME: well i tried to make something awesome up that you couldn't deny but i found out that I'm apparently a terrible liar!
We'll i will be out of town this weekend to see my favorite band and celebrate my friends birthday, so tomorrow is always open.

HER: Well tomorrow I have to go to Toledo for a meeting and I have my kids tomorrow night. So...I can see if I can get someone to watch them for a little bit..

If you would rather send me a text... ###-###-####

Nice work.
My only critique is that you let her turn her buying you a drink into drinks on you too easily. Not very smooth. But hey you got her to give her number without asking.

When you meet up have a story of her being mean ready for her. But don't exaggerate too much obviously. Make up something subtle that she did. Good luck.

PS. After rereading your post, one more thing. Take the lead and tell her where your going to meet up. Don't ask her. You're all grown up now remember.

Thanks man that was good advice.

Well the date was HORRIBLE! She tried to scam drinks out of me all night and she brought her friend.
The first half of the night went well, we talked and got to know each other but when she started to overtly talk about sex, positions she likes, toys she uses etc. I could tell this was the type of girl that was out to get a rise out of people. Either way it totally turned me off and I just bailed on her and met up with my friends at another bar and had a good time there.
Sometime i think it's just good to know when to walk away... or in this case tell the girl you have to go take a piss and just leave!

dude, she wanted to fuck you. you blew it.

Well in this particular case, I am glad I did (blow it.)
Thanks for the support though!

Not necessarily, he won. He brought her to the place where she's willing to give it up...then left. Talk about heightening his value!

Nice work, FB is an amazing pimp!

A girl doesn't bring her friend is she is trying to go home with him.

That sounds something that a girl in high school might do.

Not necessarily true. Girls bring their friends like a safety blanket. Maybe on her way out, she wasn't sure enough to come alone, so she wanted her friend with her. That's not to prevent her from dropping her friend when it's time to go home with you...