| I'm pretty confident in my text game as it is. I'm new to the PUA shtuff as of a few months ago, so there's only 2 lines that weren't original that I will point out, and 1 place I kind of screwed up on. Just wanna make sure I'm on the right track. A little back story, I placed an ad on CL. I know most people don't think it's a good place, but I've had awesome luck in the past and still do. I avoid the "Casual Encounters" section like the plague, and rather go for Strictly Platonic or m4f section. She responds to my ad with her number and says to text her, and this is how it's went so far. Also, her name is Krymsen, which is super retarded awesome.
Me: What kind of freaky awesome name is Krymsen? That's gotta be fake! (sort of learned that here)
Her: Nope its real haha
Me: I don't wanna call you a liar, but you're a liar! Seriously the coolest fackin name ever. I'm Usurper. Boring, but it's easy to remember (DLV?)
Her: Haha really ill show u my drivers license sometime and u can believe me. That's a cool name. So where do you work?
Me: I work for a wholesale food company as a delivery driver. But I wanna go to school for culinary arts. How's about you? (DLV again? I know I shouldn't have told her my real job. Her next text also made me feel dumb for telling her.)
Her: I'm a pharmacy technician at walmart
Me: Fuckin ballin. You got a kick ass name and you're a drug dealer. This just keeps getting better.
Her: I play video games to (I hate anyone who can't use the right "too")
Me: Lies! Girls don't play video games. I'm afraid we can't continue this relationship if you keep lying to me. (stolen straight from here)
Her: Damn. but I play halo and world of warcraft and I'm single and I drink beer (qualifying herself to me, winning.)
Her: I promise in my wow life I am telling the truth (and more qualifying)
Me: You know what they about the internet. All the guys play girls, and all the girls are fbi agents. You trying to get me to download your cp? (child pr0n for those who don't know.)
Her: Haha nope I'm trying to become a pharmacist so ur safe for now
Me: Phone is about to die, text you in a bit! Send me a peechur and I will send one as soon as I turn this bastard back on (phone really died, but after she sent the pic. But I unintentionally realized I can use this every time to weed out fat chics and blame it on my phone being dead)
Her: *picture*
Me: *picture*
Her: Wow u have more hair on your face then I have on my body haha!!
(was busy taking trash out and didn't text back right away)
Her: So that was rude forgive me? :'(
Me: I'm very sensitive about my beard. He says apologize right now or he'll jump!
Her: Kisses!!!
Me: The beard wants to know on a scale of 1-10 how good that kiss was for him. He can't feel much and he'd really appreciate it
Her: 8.5
And I haven't texted back. How's it looking? I should neg her on her score, right?
She seemed to ignore my DLVs and I've managed to keep her interested. I think I will delve more in to the video game thing for a while. I also want body shots, but don't necessarily know how to go about getting them. She's a bigger girl and I don't wanna make her uncomfortable, but I also don't want a super fat chic.
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