So I used the FB ex wife routine that's stickied here and got a response from a HB9.

I could use a lil nudge in the right direction, with the objective of getting her number .

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HER : You just made my morning ahah you ridiculous clown. I didn't sign any prenup. divorced? We aren't done till I say we're done.

ME : yes you did, it was right after i made you that drink. remember the jesus juice...wait nvm.
And besides we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

HER : Ahaha you're ridiculoussss

ME: As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.
Im Sorry, you know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you???

HER : Oh my god aha too far. Back up aha you crazy aha this should be rated pg13 since Idk who the he'll you are.. Who are you!?

ME : Exactly wat I'm saying! here I am making your day and I don't even know you!
How do u know luke?
P.s. Im gonna friend request u but please don't stalk me.

HER : Uhm Luke who? Which one? I said you made my morning not my day.
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So I ran into her page from my friend Luke. In my excitement I already fucked up and feel like i lost a tad of interest. Also, I'm thinking the routine is a great opener but gets stale rather quickly.
So, please help!

When she thought you went too far, should have said, "ya, PG13 for the children." and went from there. But now you are where you are so I agree with you that this opener can get stale fast - you definitely got her attention!

I would perhaps say something like "Glad I made your morning - imagine what I could do with a whole day Whenever I think about how good we were together, I get a little carried away."

Then maybe move it into real life somehow or another...