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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:42 pm 
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How should I set up a online dating profile to be cocky and funny?

What things should I put in a cocky and dating profile?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:50 am 
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im using this for a first date night.

"First date hmmmm.... come over to you house, cook, eat, some wine, some ruffys and whalla... you wake up to find all your bra's and underwear in the freezer. Your toilet wrapped in saran wrap and shiiittt! Those weren’t ruffys! They were laxatives!!! Sucks for you! Then you put your shoes on to drive over to trip on me and realize you shoes feel wet! ohh yah I peed in them! Man those kidney stone hurt when you pass them but they some cool when they hit your shoe. "


if its over the top let me know.


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