Ok, so reading through as much as I can on here, I've constructed a short profile that leaves enough mystery so a girl wants to find out more... but am I conveying enough alpha-male?

In Their Own Words:
Oh how you must be smiling, you’ve finally found me! Now, you’re going to want to send me a message after reading this but don’t get all stalker on me... I’ve had it up to here (I don’t have to do the action for you to know where!) with crazies and fakes! When you message me have something interesting to talk about, I am a treasure chest of fun but not just any key can open me. I am a very positive person, I know how to have a good time and always want to learn something new, so take this as a hint if you want to grab the key that fits the lock.

They Are Looking For:
The woman I want to walk into my life is one that has got down to this paragraph wanting to know more about me; a woman focused and passionate with a sense of humour that matches mine. I like a woman that wears something pretty for me, and has above average massaging skills. On a first date the electricity of a first kiss will tell me all I need to know... so make sure you’re ready to impress me and you’ll get to find out a lot more...


So feedback please? Feel free to adopt a similar format if you think it works...