So i've been pretty inactive on my facebook account for the past few months and just this past weekend (while drunk) I got on and started messaging a lot of girls (8's,9's, and 10's) that were on my friends list that I've talked to some time way in the past.

Luckily most of my posts were funny and coherent and I seem to be much funnier/cockier naturally when I'm drunk unfortunately. Most have responded back saying stuff like "what are you up to these days?"

How should I respond without the same boring honest response of (just studying, finishing school, taking an extra semester of college ect.) but sounding believable and interesting and not too far off the truth?

Also I have this one 10/10 who is a local news reporter I guess someone in my family knows and she has a lot of good bible quotes so I left one in her message box and she just got back saying "that's really good, thanks!"

How should I respond to the above?