I've been doing good. But I still fall for these shit tests and random leading questions now and again. Any tips to help me Online and offline?

Here an example #

Uh huh, well I must say I have yet to meet a person so totally random as you, lol. And hell no I would not be keeping those kids jerk! haha. You live pretty far away, wow. I don't even know where that is.

I live in ((BLANK))!!! Yay! ((BLANK))! yep I'm random but its better than being predictable right? Like think about it like this if you had one superpower what would it be? You get points for being unpredictable. lol

Okay, well I can totally understand that. What are you doing over in ((BLANK)) anyways?


I'm a bank robber. The police were after me! I'm hiding out in ((BLANK))... Okay Not really but wouldn't that be and interesting story to tell. You seem like the type of women who is attracted to the bad-boy bankrobber type.


Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm not, lol. Maybe you should keep looking for that bad girl

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I think you should have segued into a more realistic conversation sooner. It's great to open with ridiculousness, but you have to tone it down and show some good humor while talking about yourself and getting to know her after that.

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