been out on a ltr for over a year nad a half now, think i have dating game down. Anyway, I thought i would see how my skills are doing. The convo ended cuz i logged off msn. Got bored. Anyway this girl knows i have a gf, but just thought Id make sum stories up off the top of my head lol. Seemed to go down well. Nothing serious here, just for you guys to pick apart really.

haha why you so talkative anyway
The son of rage & love says:
i'm always talkative. I have a lot to say. You just don't listen.
plus I just got a piece of very good news
so I am in a happy mood
and wanted to share it with someone
and I just ooze awesomeness anyway
so I thought i'd cheer you up a bit
rach says:
go onn....
whats youe news
The son of rage & love says:
what? oh nothing major just got a cheque
for £100
for doing some writing for a geezer in america
so I'm just happy that I got paid to do something I love doing
it's a great feeling to be honest
plus im just generaly a bit hyper
=]
rach says:
as iff sickck D:
The son of rage & love says:
I know
nothing novel like lol
just some ghost writing
and a heck of a lot of it tbh
it was only buttons for the work I did
but its better than a kick in the teeth
I wrote 100 articles for him and he paid me one pound per article
every article was 350-400 words long
so I basically wrote him a non fiction short novel for like £100
but I really enjoyed it.
And im doing some more work for him now
rach says:
you may be famous one day
what you working on ?
The son of rage & love says:
I'm alreadfy famous lmao
well the last 100 articles were on different aspects of the writing business
these 100 are on dating.
Its real cool
you dont have to know anything
he provides the researxch
rach says:
as iff
The son of rage & love says:
you write it up in an interesting way
rach says:
i wanna do it lmao
The son of rage & love says:
because his english isnt 100%
Add in any details you would like.
actuaslly what I am doing now is in the 'get your ex back' and 'save your marriage' niche
obv I have no experience of wanting or doing either
but all i do is a shitload of research
lewarn the psychology n shit
its usually VERY interesting
I learn loads
and write them up for him
like he gives me like 10 articles a day
i usually do about 7
im trying to get the whole hundered done this holiday
Ive done 9
he posts them online and makes a profit
get it?
rach says:
im actually quite jelous
and yh
im not a spaz even tho i look it
The son of rage & love says:
and act it
hehe
yeah its a bugger keeping up with the invoices and dollar conversions
but its still pretty cool
I might work with someone else next thoughy
rach says:
howocme
The son of rage & love says:
I facy selling an ebook on dating, because its easy to write: you churn out bollocks and convince americans (not hard) that they will get anyone they want.
seriously they love people telling them what to do lol
just tell them basically
you want to talk to a girl you gotta go talk to her
only pad it out massively
give them some lines to start a convo
give things fancy names
and hey presto
you have a long article filled with bullshit
and they lap it up
basically
I am saving up to go away somewhere for the weekend
rach says:
aww with paula?
The son of rage & love says:
maybe maybe not
rach says:
fair doos
know where
The son of rage & love says:
no idea
hat i really want to do with her int summer hols
is go to the monastry in the lakes
they let you live there for two weeks
in exchange for work
like painting or cleaning
you get food and everything
and it is beautiful
ive been once before
with an uncle
rach says:
i wanna go
The son of rage & love says:
it's a massive [palace of a place and everyone is so friendly
they ddnt even ask for me to do work
they were happy listening to me play guitar all evening in the hall lol
it was pretty great
they let me down though
i shot one of the monks
he WASNT bulletproof
naw
joshin
but yeah it wer cool
maybe I will invite you one day
rach says:
haah you shud
The son of rage & love says:
oud just have to promise not to embarrass me in front of the monks =P
god i feel pretty ugly SPAM
dno why
just do
rach says:
same lmao]
and i think it wud be the other way round
The son of rage & love says:
haha they're MY friends =]
rach says:
haa shh
The son of rage & love says:
right
I have a musing
what do you value most in a guy?
rach says:
erm
The son of rage & love says:
top 5 things
if you cant decide on one
rach says:
dare to be different
treat a woman with respect and not go on about the sex side just to look liek a hard guy
funnyness
cnt think of owt else
The son of rage & love says:
okay what was with slo roe then?
hehe stumped y-o-u
rach says:
na i was in love with jordan still
how did you know they cal him taht ?
The son of rage & love says:
you told me
in a lot of detail
what stopped you loving jordan?
just gradual or did he do something pretty bad?
rach says:
na e always did things pretty bad never stopped me loving him
not gonna lie i had to stop loving him other wise it woudl of killed me
The son of rage & love says:
that makes more sens than you could possibly imagine.
you know what I hate
I hate nice guys. theyre nice an all- but thats it. You need some fucking excitement in life. Im not on about chav 'bad' I mean god
guys need to grow balls
or they aint gunna get very far.
like this aimme girl who killed herself
rach says:
samee
seriosuly
The son of rage & love says:
it dsnt take a genious to work out she was being buillied
Im saying
not that type of bad
like pick on the weaker
i mean bad like
not giving a fuck
say what you mean and dont try to pleae people
be damn genuine
not just act nice to anyone
i hate two faced people aswell
rach says:
i like a bit off bad ass staying out late sneaking out that sort of thing otherwise im liek meh
The son of rage & love says:
and have some fucking fun
rach says:
same
if i have a problem i let ppl know
The son of rage & love says:
i admire that.
rach says:

The son of rage & love says:
okay
can i share something with you here
I have a moment in my life
which I can honestly say proves my point of the bad im talking about
i aint going to deny it
I was pretty bad here
but it proves my point
i dont apologise for blowing my own trumpet lol
rach says:
go on
The son of rage & love says:
Me n paula decided to go down the river
you know
nice little picnic
all of that
now i was staying at hers that night
and well yeah we hadntdone anything for quite a while
but to be honest i wasnt too fussed
stayin over th night n everything
anyway
we get down to the river
and she turns to me and basically said she wanted to give me head
i was like
naw
wait till later
anyway i have a banana each in here you can use
just messin
and she was like
no
really
i want to
so anyway
we went to find a secluded spot
and she fucking fell right down the bloody embankment the dozy bitch
tide was coming in
and i was too busy laughing my ass off to go get her
so anyway
rach says:
lmfao
The son of rage & love says:
she starts panicking a lil bit
so im like
okay
okay
calm down#
everything will be fine
ill cum get you
so (this is the badass part)
i went down the embankment
she puts her arms right round me
i piggy backed her up the side
which is reall stee3p
and then we end up doing it behind this great big fuck off hedge.
there were a few people walkin past
no1 saw us
but that was it for her
she reall enjoyed it
and like now if we are in a hotel its curtains open
rach says:

The son of rage & love says:
i know right
rach says:
sick guys
The son of rage & love says:
tell you what
its a right thrill
rach says:

The son of rage & love says:
you shyould try it some day
seriously
rach says:
i wil dw
The son of rage & love says:
haha
you better
hehe maybe when we go to the monastry if your nice to me
rach says:
haha fuck offf
brb xx
The son of rage & love says:
haha thats it you aint gettin none now
okay
xx


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