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Alright so I tried to be funny/cocky with this on one chick on facebook chat I use to be friends with but haven't talked to in months and failed.

Me: "Hey weirdo"
Her: "Hey freak"
Her: "what are you up to"
Me: "Just hangin" (didn't know how else to respond)
Me: "I just don't think this is working...we fight too much"
Her: "haha"
Me: "your just not my type"
Her "huh?"
Me: "this friend thing aint workin " (lame I know I stalled couldn't come up with anything better at the time even waited a min or two)
Me: "I'm not saying you don't have it in you, but I just don't see it" (or some shit like that)
Her: chaz you have issues, im going to bed ttyl.


I wasn't trying to seriously game her, I was just trying to see where it would go and used her as a practice run. I know her enough and this kind of stuff usually works with her since I've busted on her in the past in person although we don't talk that much maybe every few months . I was actually surprised she flaked out, I was going to say "you would" but just decided to not say anything and let her sign off.

I think my last and 2nd to last statements killed the flow.

Good openers for already friended HB8/9 facebook girls?


I have a good number of HB 8/9 facebook girls at my college that I have talked to in the past but it's been maybe a few years. What are some good ways to re-ignite things with some interesting/funny openers. Would role playing work? Ex. "I can't take this anymore...I'm breaking up with you" ect? What are some good ones for this situation? I can't find any good threads on this.

Any suggestions for next time?