Just joined plenty of fish to mess around and meet some girls.

Found a girl who lives a half hour away who kind of looks like Topenga from Boy Meets World.

I reference the Swayze test, cosmo opener, and how to respond to "how many girls you've fucked." I tried linking to the separate forum topics but am not allowed to yet, but the topics are in the Approaching & Opening, Approaching & Opening, and Mid-Game sub-forums, respectively.

Here's my opening email:

Subject: hey topanga
I'm glad you're ready to move on from Corey... too bad he died of gonoherpesyphillaids. I live in (my town) and hang out in (your town) quite a bit since (my town) is the Hiroshima of (my county). So if you'd like to get some fried chicken at 3 am sometime let me know.

-selfawareafc

She asked for a couple of pictures of me, which I obliged (sent a couple of pictures where I'm sitting with pretty girls at a bar).

She says nice, what are you up to tonight?

I say I'm packing because I'm moving soon (true, to a bachelor pad walking distance to six bars) and possibly driving down to her town to watch a video with my friend. Friend is non-existent, I just want to establish that I am "around" and not desperate enough to drive half an hour on a Friday night just to see her.

She doesn't respond for ten minutes, so I ask: "So what're you up to? Rib night at the Sizzler?"

She says no, she's actually excited because her old college roommate is visiting her tonight from out of town.

I run the Swayze test on her and say sorry, we should just be friends if you're not into Road House Swayze.

No response, so I say "Well it's illegal to be on a dating site past 8 on a Friday. Maybe I'll run into you at the Sizzler later."

She instantly responds: "well I won't be at applebees and i'm only online waiting for my friend to get here she should be here within a few minutes. you guys should stroll by the house if you're friend is cute lol"

Bingo. I say he's a "very handsome man" and #close her. Couple hours later I text and say my friend is not feeling well but I'm still free. Hang out with her at her house, am the man for showing everyone how to play a fun drinking game, k-close and sleep in her bed (no f-close because her friend is sleeping on the floor) but we cuddle and spoon and shit.

I leave in the morning, and she drunk dials me at 2 a.m. the next night. Doh, I was visiting friends in the city. Phone dies and I see the next day on Facebook that she was crying around 3 a.m... maybe she really likes me and is confused after having a great time the night before?

Anyway she's still in college, I'm a little far away, and I will text her IF I'm in town drinking. Very least I have a friend for social proof if I see her out. So if you see someone on a dating site that looks like Topenga from Boy Meets World, go for it.

OTHER NOTES:

1)First thing she did when she got my Facebook was to sit on her phone and go through my pictures, making comments to her friend and asking me questions. Definitely need to volunteer or suggest pictures if you get a female friend, and just build some up.

2) She actually brought up the Cosmo opener

3) I was asked how many girls I've fucked in a game of Truth or Dare.

-selfawareafc