I had this left as my status on AIM. Mystery had a special guest on the show of The Pickup Artist and she taught the guys how to seduce a woman. I thought it was funny. A guy from my engish class sent me an IM...

HIM: so ur in sexology 411?

ME: i think i should be a sexologist. teach guys hot to seduce women correctly
would you like to take a seminar?

HIM: is it one on one teaching?

ME: it could be. i charge by the minute. i dunno if you can afford it...

HIM: how much per minute? or we could work out an alternative form of payment
hmmm....for every minute of class i will offer up 5 mins of snuggling time



I cut some parts off since i didn't want to bore you guys...but honestly I just want to cuddle with him. he has shown several IOIs, but honestly how do i teach this class without getting physical? lol any ideas?

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wow, there are so many details missing here.

Your a girl? so you want to seduce guys huh?
but you just want to cuddle with him, no sex? just say so to the guy. He'll be pissed buy w/e.
what does mystery being on tv have to do with any of this?

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I'm a ninja-fighter.

First of all...like i stated earlier, I was watching The Pickup Artist on VH1. Mystery had a special guest, she was a sexologist and helped the guys cope with their intimate issues. I thought a sexologist was funny so i left it as my status on AIM. I don't want to seduce guys, I'm just here to get better at my game. what details are missing here?

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yeah you didn't say it was on your aim status. That clears things up.

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I'm a ninja-fighter.

You are missing the element that you are not a prostitute, so do not use lines that they do.


I am not sure how this will help your game, it might show you as someone that likes to have a laugh or someone quite unstable.
You do not mention sex, offering one on one etc, it is obvious he is trying to be cocky/seduce you (even though some of his lines made me vomit just a little in my throat) so I think you are trying to be too clever about this.

You sound like you respect yourself and have some form of intelligence about yourself and these are two attributes that will attract just about any man with some form of standards about him as long as the rest is ticked.

I know you feel like you have to game guys, but if you have the above I ensure you that guys will game you. If you want to do anything just give the guy a break and let him in (not inside you, but create an opportunity to hang out).

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how will guys game me? can you please explain this in more detail?

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You are at college, everyone knows everyone!

If you are not unsightly, and your enemies have not spread a rumour that you are carrying some super vicious HIV that is like the Golden Gun, you will be okay.

Since being at college are you trying to make me believe you do not get hit on?

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"That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!"--Copy store clerk (Jerry Maguire)