| Alright so Im hitting on this HB9 and I think she likes me but I need your help. Ill post the convo. What should I say next.
isten, i dont know you, but thats okay. as long as facebook says youre on my people you may know list, its cool.
anyways, my name is Nyaldeems, but you can call me your name for short. i just recieved news today that i had been diagnosed with an inoperable form of type three toe obesity. my left foot weighed in today at six hundred and niney eight pounds. its kind of ironic, because that is how much my hourly burger king meals are, if you counted it in cents. anyways, the doctor says i have only a few more seconds left to live, so i wanted to do something ive never done before (both due to my morbid obesity and conjoined twin), but my foot will not fit through the door without the aid of a bulldozer and a ten man construction crew...and frankly i dont have the time for such nonsense. anyways, my goal would be to talk to a pretty girl. do you think a person such as yourself could help a kid out?
Kieri Vis
August 1 at 11:17am
Hi. Im pretty sure you went to East, and your brother is Duke?
Im sorry to hear of your toe, haha, Ill do what I can to help ya.
Are you in GR? What do you do? Etc.
Anyhow, im going to my beach today, talk to you soon!
Nyal Deems
August 1 at 1:08pm
Going to the beach that sounds sexy. Anyhow, yes I live in GR but I am moving to Florida soon. I am a runner at my dads firm. What about you what do you do? I see you have three beutiful kids. Thats cool. Follow up
Kieri Vis
August 1 at 8:28pm
Hi. Where in FL are you thinking of moving to? Its an interesting place down here...
I work in private security, I have my own company, I love it.
Hows GR these days? Im going there next week for a few weddings, dreading going back in some ways, but after all, i suppose its home.
Talk again soon.
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