Opened an HB9 on facebook and the convo is going nowhere. I cant think of what to say and i feel like all im doing is some boring afc convo which is not me. But i cant figure out how to game online because in the field, i use alot of negs and stuff, but follow it with body language to make it all go together like i would neg the target but then smile to make her laugh bla bla bla. But I have no clue what im doing right now and i feel like it will be a shame if i lose this one. Please I need some facebook conversation tips to save myself. Heres what we talked about so far.

ME: Hey, i dont know you but i requested your facebook friendship because your last name cracks me up. lol (its actually a funny last name)

HB9: i see, well i guess thats a semi-legit reason...haha maybe?

ME: lol. why does your friend in your profile pic look like she hates you?

HB9: no she actually loves me, im living with her this year...so you go to pitt?

ME: Yea. Im gona be a junior. So you go to Pitt and Penn State? (she had 2 networks for both schools) you must be really smart to go to 2 schools.

HB9: ha yeah...i was at penn state for 2 years and then tranferred..it'll be my first semester at pitt this fall

ME: Oh thats cool, youll like pitt. So why'd you tranfer? Finally figured out our school is better? lol

HB9: haha guess so...psu was just not for me, i think i'll like the city. hopefully

I still havent responded to that one. I really would appreciate any help you guys would have for me because im pretty lost when it comes to online game.

Thanks Guys

Well you should have changed the subject to something more titillating after she asked about your college (i.e. "Yeah I go to pitt, but don't start following me around. I learned my lesson from telling strange women where I live (or something)). For future reference, get to the number-swapping as soon as possible

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If my post made me appear homosexual, I want you all to know that prior to sitting down at my computer I slammed 15 shots of whiskey, went balls-deep into my woman, and recited Clint Eastwood lines for 20 minutes.

well the convo is still going on. How would i go about getting a number from someone i spoke 5 lines to. By the way, since my last post, i replied to her last one with "So you werent able to fit in with all the other toga wearing party animals up there? you loser "

An update on the conversation because I think i saved it. However, what would be a subtle way to obtain a phone number, or a time to meet up?

ME: So you werent able to fit in with all the other toga wearing party animals up there? you loser

HB9: nah, the cult following of 40,000 toga wearers chased me out...i think im better off though... thanks for calling me a loser, im really feeling the pitt love already

ME: Woh take it easy there. You have to earn the love considering I barely know you. For all I know, you could be some kind of creeper

HB9: haha hey now, you friended me...you're way more likely to be a creeper

ME: Wow your kinda feisty. I can already tell your trouble

HB9: it's not my fault...i spent 2 years at state, you have to expect that lol

ME: Oh man your one of those girls. Hopefully we'll be able to turn you good again and then maybe I can list you as cool in my book.

HB9: hahah no seriously, that's one of the reasons i left...those kids are just too much for me. im not bad i swear

ME: Well I dont think I know you well enough to trust you just yet, but maybe I will someday if you play your cards right.

HB9: more like if you play your cards right haha, kidding