I just started talking to this girl online. She is about a HB 7. Not great, but good enough. I was wondering if I could get some help responding to her emails.


Me:"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Nyal

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup."



She said:Your email was hilarious! I'm intrigued. You like skydiving? I've actually been looking into it. I would love to give it a try. Tam



Can some one help me walk through this step by step. By the way my opener is not my own it works like a charm though.