Well.... I've read that the best online profile is where you sound kinda like an ass...
Reveal something but not to much abut you.
What do you guys think of my profile:

My name is ___ I'm __ years old. I'm a unique and direct person. I don't care what everyone thinks, I do whatever I want. I have an excellent sense of humor (Luagh now ). I'm fun, very energetic. I'm a musician, illusionist and a student. Passionate at what I do. If I were to write a newspaper add, it would read something like "Talented and handsome guy looking for an older woman that wants to make her husband jealous to make him buy every kind of gifts to her" Hahahaha! Joke...! Anyways, I'm how I am and nothing or anyone will change that. You may never know me, but if you do, there's no turning back. And I'm sure you won't regret it.
Run away little girl !

Well...
I'd like, some pro advice in here if its possible
I would appreciate it.
I'm kinda "training" myself for when school starts...
Thanks a lot!!

wow, spelling and grammar first off lol

I don't know man, that older woman joke is good in comfort with an older woman. In your profile it may scare away girls that aren't older.

on school game, I just have to mention this http://www.lovesystems.com/blog/?p=285

Edited for English skills:

My name is ___ I'm __ years old. I'm a unique and direct person. I don't care what everyone thinks, I do whatever I want. I have an excellent sense of humor (laugh now). I'm fun, very energetic. I'm a musician, illusionist and a student. Passionate at what I do. If I were to write a newspaper ad, it would read something like "Talented and handsome guy looking for an older woman that wants to make her husband jealous to make him buy all kinds of gifts for her" Hahaha, kidding! Anyways, I am how I am and no one will change that. You may never know me, but if you do, there's no turning back. And I'm sure you won't regret it.
Run away little girl!