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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:58 am 
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What do you guys think of mines, some credit to divine for some parts :D

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You'll know its me around if you see a boy with bright blonde crazy hair, a pair of shiny jewels hanging off his ears, something on his wrist, delicious jeans, and busy and stylish t-shirts.

But beyond the aesthetics...
Most of my day I'll be having random and spontaneous moments and conversation. Others make fun of that, but I see it as having fun. I love riding in my car with my homeboys and homegirls with music blaring, windows down, and screaming at the top of my lungs while embarrassing them not giving a care of what people think. :P And most people know me for my graffiti and graphic design skills, so that's what's going to be happening after I graduate. So bring on the adventure, the excitement, the idiotic moments you'll sometimes want to forget and the memories you never will. Live life like its a party; your either observing it watching others live on the edge and having fun, or enjoy and appreciate every moment.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:24 am 
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oh yeah, does anyone know how to code that for myspace?


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:23 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:16 pm 
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I'm an artist above all.
I'm a music junkie.
I'm from Hunts Point, in the Bronx.
I moved to Stamford when I was 4.
I'm Dominican.
I've been out of the United States about 8 times.
I skateboard,
and to the asshole who stole my Mystery deck,
FUCK YOU.
I don't do graffiti anymore.
If you get on my bad side, prepare yourself.
I'm mad nice at computers, I just don't tell people.
I be liekin dem mudkipz.
I like 420 more than you do.
My favorite cereal is Fruity Pebbles.
My favorite food is rice, beans, and chicken. I'm a spic, lol
My favorite genre of music is Electro, that french techno is hotttt.
My favorite movie is The Butterfly Effect.
Wanna know something else ?
Ask me.
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That's my Facebook info. I'm 18.


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:52 am 
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My Myspace profile before I deleted:

Life:GCSE's -let me get through with them 1st.
Black:.No i do not run around wild in open toe slippers or Hotwire cars on a daily basis you mug.
Laugh:I make u laugh ,u make me laugh, we're cool.
Haters:Ok.I won't hype.Get a hobby.
Smile fool:Pain is not immortal.
Real talk: Simple as.
Yh i no u want me 2 go on,few words of guidance- It's JUST myspace.

Lol.ahh good times :)

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 3:24 am 
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Below is my "About me" section from OKC.

I'm on my own life-long journey and you should come along. Yesterday was awesome and today is even better. Things are always changing, so I'm going to make them change for the better. There is no such thing as failure, only feedback.

I regularly make myself laugh and I usually try to include others in the joke. My friends are the coolest people in the world and I expect you to show up to the meeting on Tuesday, as we're inducting new members. :P Seriously, though, I want to make everyone smile whenever I can because I'm an endorphin dealer, wanted in thirteen states.

I think people are incredibly interesting. I want to know them from every angle. No matter who or what you are, I endeavor to find something about you to respect. We all have something to add to this world. You show me yours, I'll show you mine. ;)

I sound like a motivational speaker... odd.


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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:12 am 
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Location: OC, California
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Below is my "About me" section from OKC.

I'm on my own life-long journey and you should come along. Yesterday was awesome and today is even better. Things are always changing, so I'm going to make them change for the better. There is no such thing as failure, only feedback.

I regularly make myself laugh and I usually try to include others in the joke. My friends are the coolest people in the world and I expect you to show up to the meeting on Tuesday, as we're inducting new members. :P Seriously, though, I want to make everyone smile whenever I can because I'm an endorphin dealer, wanted in thirteen states.

I think people are incredibly interesting. I want to know them from every angle. No matter who or what you are, I endeavor to find something about you to respect. We all have something to add to this world. You show me yours, I'll show you mine. ;)

I sound like a motivational speaker... odd.
The only problem with your profile is that it lacks any real alpha male. You got humor and personality down, but there is very little if any alpha male in there. Saying that I would could see this profile working well just on the humor and personality of it alone. Tho you will need to throw in some alpha male stuff either in the profile or when you open and talk to a girl.


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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:41 pm 
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Yahoo Messenger: jewba_904
Location: ft.lewis
About me:
Well I am from Jacksonville,Fl though I am currently stationed at Ft. Lewis,Wa . My car is my baby and my hobby. . I play paintball,hike,bike,and try to get in better shape. I am looking for the girl who can handle me because I stay busy.

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:39 am 
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About me:
Well I am from Jacksonville,Fl though I am currently stationed at Ft. Lewis,Wa . My car is my baby and my hobby. . I play paintball,hike,bike,and try to get in better shape. I am looking for the girl who can handle me because I stay busy.
Thats way to freaking short. All that said is "Hi am like every other guy out there, go out with me." Pretty boring. Your in the military (ya I visited your myspace page :P ), so you must have something interesting to say about that. Like what you do or something.


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 1:06 pm 
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fidelity, by 'code that' I'm assuming you mean make the text bold, italic etc.

all you need to do is put the word inside tags.

For example, if you want to make the word 'fun' bold, you put this:
Code:
<b>fun</b>
That's all!
The tag for italic is
Code:
<i>
, for bold
Code:
<b>
, etc. Google 'w3schools' for more info.


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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:42 pm 
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From my Okcupid account Please critique:

My Self-Summary
I am a smart, hard partying, music lover. I am currently in the Army and after I get out I am going to School for a Music degree. Then I'm gonna be a Huge Rock and Roll star.

I like drinking, good food, and better music. I have a high standard that most girls can't live up to. I don't want a girl who wants to be a homebody. I live for fun and excitement, partying, performing. And you should be just as adventurous.

There is no greater thrill in the world than being on the stage with all eyes fixed upon you as you sing your heart out. And when the song is over and everyone claps for you it feels so good.
What I’m doing with my life
The Army is what I'm up to right now, I'm a medic so I help soldier stay in good health. It's pretty rewarding.

After that a BA in Music and then Rock and Roll Stardom! ;)
I’m really good at
Singing, putting on a show. I can handle my drink :)

I think I have awesome music taste, and I dare any girl out there to try to out do me in that!
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
They don't. I am mysterious. . .

Ok, I am 6 foot 1, so it's probably my height.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like Horror Novels, Musician Biographies, philosophy, History and all kinds of other books.
My favorite movie of all time is the cult classic The Boondock Saints. Also: Queen of the Damned, HellRide, Stoned, Zack and Miri make a Porno, Dumb and Dumber, anything James Bond (Shawn Connery is the man!)
I love Rock and Roll of all kinds Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Punk Rock, Goth Rock, but not Emo!
The six things I could never do without:
I could never do without music. Good music makes me smile and makes me motivated. Bad music makes me sad :(

All of my Friends and Family supporting me while I'm here in Iraq.

I would have said alcohol, but since I've been in Iraq I've pretty much gone without for 6 months straight.

Freedom: To do what I want, when I want, how I want.

The company of women.

A lifestyle that affords me the ability to travel and see the fascinating world we live in!
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
How to improve myself, learn new interesting things, and getting better at singing and performing.
On a typical Friday night I am:
If I was back in Germany I would be partying. Drinking German beer, with friends and German girls or Rocking out at one of the local Rock clubs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm kind of a geek! Haha
You should message me if:
You are smart, fun loving, have better taste in music than most girls :P

Remember there are lots of beautiful ladies in the world so make sure and tell me what really sets you apart.


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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:45 am 
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OK. I thought I'd go the asshole route, because I am kind of a prick so it suits me. Just need to know if I have gone overboard, it's funny etc etc...

I am a complete prick. I like to get what I want and I will pretty much say and do whatever I want, when I want to. I think offending people is funny, simply because it is. I have brown hair and brown eyes, because I'm a man, not a ponce.

A female friend once spilled Breazer on my shirt. I burnt it.

A mate once drank a Long Island ice tea in front of me. I ran him over with a bus.

Why? Because I could.

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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:36 pm 
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Hey guys! I am new to this online sarging stuff and i need a little bit of help on my "About me" After reading some pointers on here I think it needs some help. Here is what I have so far. Let me know what you think.

Do you have protection? I don't believe in guns.

Socializing is one of my biggest hobbies (I would almost consider myself a professional) and meeting new people comes second inline (well that and stamp collecting). I enjoy being out on the town for a nice dinner and drinks and don't mind heading out to listen to one of the many deejays in this city as long as they are not playing 3 year old top 40! I like hanging around with entertaining uplifting people! (No one likes a Debbie downer) I also happen to be a big fan of wine/movie/take out nights and they are usually a win win..

Also please do not contact me unless you have a picture or are willing to send a picture.. Also I happen to like older women so don't be shy all you women over 30

And remember younger females- That ass is only going to last you till 30.. After that you are going to need to get a personality...


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:32 am 
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My POF profile: For some reason I just don't have any success on this site at all. I have made more number closes through random facebook messages.

However I do get women responding back to me on pof just can't get numbers or keep them sending messages back. So I am not sure if it is my profile or other reasons


Headline: up for the challenge


About Me:

Some say I am a jerk but then they don't know me very well at all. I consider myself to be a decent guy, sensitive when the time is right and honest and blunt when the situation calls for it. The ones who understand me best believe I am a man of integrity as well as being very laid back. Up for anything new so surprise me if you can.

I enjoy hanging with my friends and having a good time but also take time out to relax and do myself some good. The gym has become a big part of my life at the moment. I find it keeps me relaxed and balances me out keeping me energized. Of course it also includes keeping myself healthy and in shape.

I am here looking to meet some new people that are unique and hopefully keep me interested. Message me if your up for that challenge as in keeping me interested :P

First Date: Why would I want to give that away! The whole point is to keep the women guessing and wanting more.


Mail Settings

(To message ______ you MUST meet the following criteria.)

Female (edit)
Age between 18 and 22 (edit)
Live in Canada (edit)
Live within 75 miles. (edit)
Must not be married


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