so im on plenty of fish and seen this really hot girl, 10 for sure. Just can;t think of a good opener. I'v never done any of this internet stuff before. Much better in feild.


But heres her profile thingy


"The names Ashlee ... Im 22 ... My birthdays March 30th 1986 and yes that makes me an Aries *evil grin* ... I was on this site before and deleted my account .. the *ONLY* reason I'm back is because of fake b*tches using my pictures such as
" cuttiegurl " .. that is not my account...let me say this again...NOT me lol.

Im not on this site looking for some hot hookup ... or a one night stand...and definitely not to meet the man of my dreams ... If you claim that youre any/or want any of these, I will laugh at you. I don't need the internet or a dating site for that matter to meet someone.

Aside from not wanting to meet the man of my dreams, friends are a good thing. I'm usually more drawn to guy friends as opposed to girl friends. Girls...sighs how do I put this nicely, ummm Backstabbing Wh*ores. I think that basically covers or sums up my whole thoughts on that subject. Girls = Drama .. Enough Said lol.

Generally I'm a pretty cool chick. Almost anyone will tell you this. Too laid back for my own good and I generally don't give a sh*t. I hate drama, bullsh*t and liars and tend to stay away from that stuff. I don't have time or the energy to deal with it.

Ohh and please don't send me one of those annoying as f*ck pop up message screens .. I close them ... best way to talk to me is by sending me a message or something."

Brian,,, it's a puzzle. You have to read through it. What's your take on her? What makes her tick?

Very briefly she seems to be a cool chick who likes to hang with guys for fun, since she's had some bad run-ins with the ladies already.

So play off that.

What can we guess? She probably already has a number of guy pals. Can you out-do them? Can you come in funny and cocky and turn her on? Convince her that you're a cut above the rest?