Does anyone know any cocky funny responses to the overused whats up line?

- Openers!

They must grab her attention! People can easily blow off texts, more so than phone calls, and as such you need to make her want to respond. I've found that any normal opener that you would use during day/night game works fine, as long as you didn't use it on her already (this should be a no brainer). Make sure it sounds congruent to your personality and make sure you give it the proper context in the first text, or you will come off as phony (yes, girls can still tell over the damn phone whether or not you are being real or not).

- Some obvious "don'ts" of openers:

Do not just say, "Hey it's me, so & so, what's up?" You will just get the obvious, socially programmed response of "Not much, how bout you?" This is an interview question, and will bore the hell out of her, unless you really left a good impression on her.

Do not ask her how she has been or how she is feeling (unless you have created sufficient comfort and close enough to her to actually receive an honest response outside of the socially programmed "Good")

Be interesting, dammit! I cannot stress this enough (even though it is obvious). If she is bored she will ignore you, and she will not text you back.

- Here's an example of an opener I used that was well received:

Soma: Hey BFF! Me and my friend Chelsea were having a friendly debate and we need an outside opinion: who lies more, men or women?
~ This works because I called her my BFF when I met her, to false disqualify, and put my name in her phone as Super Sexy BFF. She got a kick out of it and later put her name in my phone as, Lauren=Sexy Very Happy ~

- Here is another great text opener that I take no credit for. It has been posted before but it is the shit and everyone should know it!

Here is an actual response I got from using it:

Soma: Stop!
HB: Stop what?
Soma: Stop smiling and thinking about me. See, you're doing it. . right. . . now.
HB: Oh, you caught me!
~The hardest part of texting, at least in my opinion, is openers and the initiation of conversation.~