I have been spitting some decent game as a new RAFC, but I can't seem to get the HB to back down. She keeps throwing shit tests back at me. Read our conversation and let me know how I should respond next time...
Her First Email:
Hey there! How you doing? I saw you we're in new York...seeing if you were back and wanted to try and get together this weekend for drinks...let me know! Hope all is going well.
My Response:
What makes you think I still want to hang out with you?
...besides this shit isn't free people pay top dollar to roll in my crew.
I will tell you what, when I met you before you had some good energy about you. My friends are coming down from New York this weekend for my college roomates bachelor party and we are staying at the Marriot on #### (Thursday - Sunday). If you would like to join us at the beach Friday or Saturday in ##### you are welcome to come.
By the way, what did you dress up as on Halloween? Anything interesting?
Her second email:
LOL...wow, i am surprised that you can even function through the day with the giant head you have about yourself...not sure if you are that cool that everyone wants to hang with you
Bachelor party huh....sounds like craziness for you this weekend not sure if i can handle that. But I am pretty sure i can try
I have a friday night football game so i wont be done till late. But I am thinking that I can pencil you into my schedule on Saturday. Let me know what the plans are so we can enjoy the coolness of being able to hang with me.
Halloween...well i went to moonfest the weekend before and dressed up as a bee. But I didnt do anything for halloween since i worked late. What about you?? What did you do??
My 2nd response:
I heard you liked guys with big heads. Don't worry since you have some style I will only charge you $10/hour to hang out with me. Consider it a discount.
I am going to the beach on Saturday so you can join us there. I am forewarning you though its a bachelor party so my friends may get a little rowdy unless they are hung over from the night before. If you show that coolness you get bonus points.
I dressed up as Miami Vice on Halloween and busted up a few drug dealers on Atlantic Ave. A bumblebee thats cute, How big was your stinger?
Her 3rd email:
Who told you my secret??? I mean guys with big heads are so freakin hot. And I think that I should be charging you money to have the pleasure of hanging out with me. I mean you have been trying for how long...maybe you will luck out and finally get to
As for the beach, that sounds awesome. I havent been to the beach in forever...stupid working all the time. And you know that I can totally handle a bunch of guys being crazy for a bachelor party...I mean i handled dinner with all you guys with flying colors. A day at the beach will be so much nicer.
Miami Vice...lame-o. I mean how hard is that....a suit and glasses...why dont you beeee original. jk (i think i am pretty lame just for saying that) and wouldnt you like to know how big my stinger was....maybe you will find out this weekend
My 3rd response:
Thanks for the compliment. I didn't realize that you were this feisty it shows you have a lot of character I like it. No offense though had I been trying to hang out with you we would have already. Don't forget you were the one who emailed me to get together for some drinks. Who knows what your intentions were. You were probably planning to get me drunk and make out with me. Then you probably planned on making me your boy toy and using me for your carnal pleasures. I'm not that easy.
Miami Vice was lame, but I literally flew into Florida from New York and had 10 minutes to come up with a costume. Thats called being a creative genius and using your closet appropriately. It also helped that I owned an all white suit from Hugo Boss. About the stinger I think its the other way around, but you will have to work pretty hard to see my stinger.
Regarding the beach I will call you on Friday to finalize. What time are you not working?
Finally her 4th email to me:
Who is the one who first wanted to hang out with me (I think you
). Pretty sure you realized just how kick butt I was after the first time and you have been dreaming of it ever since...dont worry, it happens all the time. I have that effect on people.
And if I wanted to make you my boy toy...it would happen, so watch yourself. And I dont think that I need to get you drunk to make out with you...pretty sure you would be ready and willing without alcohol. But hey, if you want to try and be shy go ahead...I can go with that.
As for Friday, I work from 8:30 till 1:30 at the clinic and then after that I head to the high school. I have my cell with me at the high school though, so you can call me anytime after 1:30 and we can figure out plans for Saturday. Oh and hope that you realize you better be careful about letting me see your stinger....you know that when a bee stings someone it dies...better think about that...LOL!!!
Any suggestions on how I should respond? Let me know what I am doing wrong
CHAT