Crazy fluke online opener that worked somehow



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:52 am 
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I simply went

"Hey my names (name here), and im a telemarketer for socks, If youd like fabolous socks reply with name and number! this is a one time offer


Now talkin to her on phone, local, HB7, stoked!.


How did it work tho lol


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:29 pm 
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I simply went

"Hey my names (name here), and im a telemarketer for socks, If youd like fabolous socks reply with name and number! this is a one time offer


Now talkin to her on phone, local, HB7, stoked!.


How did it work tho lol


Cheers guys
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Based on my experience with online game it worked because it's orginal, and humorous. You conveyed a fun personality in that short line, and it worked! Congrats! :D

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:44 pm 
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WTF ill bite. I sent my own version to a local HB8 on MS, she seemed feisty

Hey my names Josh, and im a telemarketer for socks, If youd like fabulous socks reply with name and number! this is a one time offer

FUCK YA IM SERIOUS!

-JOSH(The guy not tryin to pick you up)

Well see how it goes, ill post any responses

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most ppl are too smart for statements that start out trying to diffuse your real intentions.... like you cant say "im not trying to make you mad but...."
or "im not trying to make you tell you what to do but...."
it just comes across as I AM trying to make you mad or I AM trying to tell you what to do....
so when you say im NOT trying to pick you up what youre really coming across as saying is I AM trying to pick you up.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:55 am 
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That was kinda what was goin for, a mixed sorta reaction, seemed stale, w/ out some sort of SOI.

Here whats happens so far, didnt go terrible, not sure where to go from here tho. Not a good opener, on 1st random attempt
Read From bottom up
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From: HB8
Date: Oct 25, 2008 5:16 PM

hmm ic. Its ok just a bit confusing but thanx i think.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joshua
Date: Oct 25, 2008 1:17 AM

lol, just messin around. I thought u were cute and figured id use a weird opener, what? it didnt play out so hot?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Oct 24, 2008 1:26 PM

umm ok so that is a bit confusing. your a telemarketer and if i want socks i should give you my name and number ... seems a bit odd to me.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joshua
Date: Oct 24, 2008 8:43 AM

Hey my names Josh, and im a telemarketer for socks, If youd like fabulous socks reply with name and number! this is a one time offer

FUCK YA IM SERIOUS!

-JOSH(The guy not tryin to pick you up)

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lol.


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lol.
Wow, great insight there. Glad there's always people willing to give good advice here.

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lol.
Wow, great insight there. Glad there's always people willing to give good advice here.
What can I say I found the conservation funny. I doubt you could have done anything differently really. You certainly got the girl thinking "who is this guy" and more than likely you are standing out in her mind due to your conservation with her. You may or may not have her interest in you. But I am sure she will look forward to chatting with you and building that interest/attraction will most probably come easier to do with that conversation. The only thing I would have change was this line:

"lol, just messin around. I thought u were cute and figured id use a weird opener, what? it didnt play out so hot?"

to

"lol, just messin around. I thought u were cute. what? it didnt play out so hot?"

She knows its an opener so why say it? Its like saying to a girl "I approach you because I thought you where attractive". The girl knows if she was not attractive then you would not have approached her.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:19 pm 
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sorry didnt mean to come off like a pecker.
Just wanted some honest feedback
\m/ thanks for new post

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You conveyed your interest waaaay too early, and discredited what you said by saying 'it's only an opener'.

Basically, she shit test you saying, 'it's lame'
and folded and said, 'yeah its lame'.

But good opener, it could work. Test it some more, and feel free to post on here if you get stuck, if you pm me and tell me the thread title I'll be more than happy to write you a template reply.

Good Luck.

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sorry didnt mean to come off like a pecker.
Just wanted some honest feedback
\m/ thanks for new post
No problem, and your welcome. :wink:


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