I saw her profile on an expatriate forum, where she's chewing up men for not having the stones to excite her. so i send her a quick rat-a-tat email and this is what she says back to me within 2 hours.

I shoot the shit in my email telling her I'll promote her to text messaging and phone calls if she impresses me. sign off by telling her "if you get in touch with me, I'll be one mistake you're going to enjoy making over and over again"....check it:

----- Original Message ----

From: Marrie ********
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 9:36:29 AM
Subject: Smart Ass

Now you got me intrigued, must be that warped sense of humour screaming at me from your message. What ? Me ? A Man Eater ...You Think ?

Now that's the kindda message that would certainly get my attention, God knows I got tired of hitting "Delete" all the time, where on earth were all the men with sense, sensibility and humour- friends tell me they all turned Gay and wham like a miracle (might turn out to be a nightmare) you turn up.

Now are you planning to tell me more about how warped you can get, am I in for a promotion ? What's the deal here ? Lemme know puhlease. You may just be one mistake i WANT to make...

Marie

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Lessons:

1. She admits I've got her attention
2. She's INTRIGUED
3. She's qualifying herself
4. She's had AFCs approach her and her friends think they're all GAY